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Ines Alves took her exams the day after she escaped from the Grenfell Tower disaster, in the clothes she left the burning building in. What courage this young lady showed. CHINNA MOSHA ref mike trimm, bowling club, not letting ya wife join, think maybe a rolling pin or frying pan coming your way some time soon. Nervous Elk I hope the law is changed for cyclists after this tragic death. It’s time these cyclists had to have insurance to cover such things. stockton jeff 4 Chuffs sake! Yobs off on a £20,000 taxpayer funded watersports holiday to stop em running amok at Notting Hill carnival, it just beggers sodding belief. York’s O.A.P. If people got their gas and light weekly like i do they would not have a problem. george ridge sw15 3ef If theresa may makes any more vows she cd join a convent. mags They can build a camp in broadmoor. why cant they build nice camps for the old sick and disabled with a resturant where they can socialise with other people. anna Mate just been found not guilty of stealing a laptop. He asked the judge, does that mean that I can keep it? Scuba Middlesbrough To the delivery driver who got scared by a little Yorkie dog: Grow a pair! stig2 Orlando Bloom has a cheek telling Katie Perry he’ll only marry her if she grows her hair. I think her pixie cut suits her. She shud tell him she’ll only marry him if he gets rid of that puny body! GINNY P Watching football match when a hen ran on the pitch the ref blew his whistle for a fowl. ken, sheffield I’m soooo glad ant is better, & he will b hosting i’m a celeb wth dec, glad the mop n bucket frm goggle box is not on i’m a celeb i think a lot of people would turn off, seeing her 4 3 weeks would b a total nitemare. queen b Thatcher’s policies live on with this goverment. crush the unions and give the poor nothing. jo jo Reply to anna about forecasting weather into October, they would struggle to get yesterday’s weather right. nicko Still waiting for these high temperatures forecast for southeast. Said 22 today, not got anywhere near that in greenhouse! Newboii Watz a gigabyte? a pop concert with a buffet. GIGGLEMEISTER I met John Wayne and Gary Cooper, two nice blokes. They’re putting a new roof on my house next week. CALAMITY JANE So then (whoops, i started with so) the ‘i hate disabled’ brigade (tories AND labour) guidelines...if u can walk 20 yds, u can’t av motobility. Wot happens then wen u get 2 ure garden gate close 2 collapse? No car 2 collapse in2 is there? Bantaman A bloke said he was going 2 hit me with his guitar’s neck. I said was that a ‘Fret’. Groupie Why does The National Thievery use the fingers crossed emblem? It’s not down to luck if you win, it’s when they decide to release funds after they’ve got their £Millions. AA Will somebody please explain to me why every country has coal mines except Great Britain. Poland has 78percent coal fired power stations, why don’t we? Alphaone Selby kerry, please explain what previous labour governments did to stop drugs and violence. I will tell you, sod all. Carlton Re ex marine selling his medals to send little Lottie 4 cancer treatment. Cancer charities awash with all the cash we raise to fund cures but drug companies charge a fortune for anything that seems to work. Are we all funding cures only 4 the rich who can afford them? The rest of us cant but raise billions for such cures. OldSiv Amber Rudd is doing exactly what Theresa May did over immigration. Absolutely nothing. SCOUSE Great, isn’t it, how whole villages are being levelled to make way for HS2 line to save 20 mins between Brum and London and the red braces n toffs don’t give a toss. Yet the RHS gardens are gonna lose a row of trees to make way for a bit of road and they’re all out in force. Another case of one rule for them and another for us serfs. robtin Could someone please inform The London Mint Office, touting some free coin offer, that WWI raged from l9l4-l9l8, not l9l7. Ironically inscribed, ‘LEST WE FORGET! Bromull My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite, so I packed her clothes and left. Jimmy Worsley, Widnes I don’t care about Big Ben’s bongs. There, I’ve said it. PUBLUNCH OMG, there is only one Rylan Clark-Neal who could present the penultimate 2017 Celebrity Big Brother’s Bit On The Side, live from the house, and in such a flamboyant fashion! It may have been scripted but he made it his own and went with the flow. Well done Rylan! Mave, West Yorkshire Why can’t Jeremy Kyle have the macaws on his show take a lie detector test to see if they know anything about madness’ whereabouts? yorky from leeds Re TVs Who Do You Think You Are? Surely it would save a lot of time and rubbish telly if Matron simply told them? LEO, LEEDS Most laughable line spoken about Frank from charity in Emmerdale, ‘he’s hardly george clooney’. I mean, hello! Didn’t she see him in Robin of Sherwood about 30 odd years ago – the most gorgeous man 2 ever grace our screens. Heather j Loved hilarious moment in women’s rugby match when England Ladies captain Sarah Hunter had her shirt almost off n her shorts pulled down to her ankles in the rolling maul on live TV!!! Nice bum! Scottish weathergirls should play the GMTV girls... Judith Ralston could play in the front row scrum v Susanna Reid. This game cud catch on !!! 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