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Roman Abramovich would of done better to give the money to charity instead of buying Electric cars for pals in Russia they cannot use. Should of done his homework. NARROWBOAT That roman russian chap spends 1.5m on leccy cars for his pals and there’s no charging points. U really thought that one out. HI ENA the pm refuses to rule out military action against kim jong un: What military? Her and the rest of the government have desemated our forces or did she mean the sea scouts and the observer corp. pete york ex re why do mp’s claim for household items & food: they get high wages + everything else free on expenses, the cash paid out for this by taxpayers could instead go to fund nhs. Taxpayer BBC spend £1.3m on taxis per year. So that’s where our licence money goes. Do something about it May. LONG TALL SCALLY Suspended sentence for moron on the Wirral for killing hedgehog with brick. Sick evil b ***** d should have got 5 years. SCOUSE 4 years for thug who killed a pensioner because he never had a cigarette. The taking of a life means nothing in this country. BONEHEAD Over a year since referendum and we’re still no further. JASPER Far from endorsing Brexit Japan has warned the Tory Government that leaving the EU will crash the British economy. Seabird Why the hell is May in Japan over Brexit talks. Japan wants us to stay in EU. PIP B ****** s to the EU just walk away and trade with the rest of the world. MR NICE GUY Brexit, all the twerps going on about ‘damage’ caused by dumping EU, we voted OUT! cos of the damage being caused by staying IN. BoltonFaz So we are finding it difficult to negotiate with Juncker, Barnier & Verhofstadt, just leave. ANNE FIELD It’s seems the only thing making Brexit hard is the bone headed politicians. If it was left to the people of the UK and the EU we would have free trade. We would have borders. And we would live happily together. Phalanx Strange how history repeats itself during the 2nd world war the business classes tried to get Churchill to capitulate to Hitler and now we see those same classes headed by the the most undemocratic prime minister this country has ever had, the one and only kiss a**e Tony Blair sucking up to Junker. blue Regarding putting peas in pasties, I blame brexit! Tony Blairo Loredana Sachelaru twerk at Holocaust Memorial: Hang your horrible head in shame, u nasty person. COCKNEY REBEL. Blackpool NZ Man sits on beehive – so that’s why its called MANuka honey! B’ton Boy many moons ago thr used 2 be REAL women, an REAL men. this generation has spawned plastic women an perfumed youths posing as “men”. kids now being brainwashed bout wot gender they wanna be. Swamp Duck Thanks for the hot pics of gorgeous trans babe Talulah-Eve in the Star. She is so seductive. SEXY ANN A seal walks into a bar, the barman asks “what it would like to drink?” the seal replies “anything except a Canadian Club?” delboy The wife said she can remenber where n when she got married but what escapes her is WHY. ARTHUR BREXIT What sort of clothes do clouds wear? Thunderwear. MISS MARPLE its true that children brighten ur home. mine never turn the bleedin lights off! Momma Towel That’s the last time i go to the over 60’s knitting club . They were dropping one left, right and centre and i don’t mean stitches. NOSEY PEG Best long song ever is ‘With a little help from my friends’ by Joe Cocker live at Woodstock. PUBLUNCH my fav track over 10 mins is Curtain Call by The Damned, masterpiece. big stevie belfast live version of eight miles high by the byrds and telegraph road by dire straits, vinylman John Lennon Starting Over, all over too soon. Big Benny hey bigman ever heard of “british empire” or queen victoria “empress of india”? Jimmy peters We may not have had an Emperor but we have had a Lord Protector. Oliver Cromwell ruled as a virtual Dictator from Dec 16th 1653 until the Monarchy was reinstated. So, we have in our past been ruled by non royals. You know what they say “The royal family are only the royal family because their ancestors were nastier people than my ancestors”. The Bulleteer up to little boy goes A says, grandad and a his you make ‘grandad can ‘well i like a frog?’ sound could if i tried’ suppose i ‘great!’ replies grandad. boy ‘because replies the all said we can grandma when disneyland go to you croak’ It appears Martin Roberts (Homes under the hammer) attack of MagnusPykeitis (frantic armwaving) has infected Lucy. STOP IT! Canon Audrey what a sad country this is when all we can do on a Saturday night is watch sad old and desperate deadlegs prance about on a dance floor. I’m utterly bewildered. the Salford rocket Ant and Dec are totally talentless. Can they sing? No. Can they dance? No. Can they perform in any way? No. What is it they actually do? Granty boy pleased Ant will be well in time for Celebrity Jungle. Just in case there is any complications, I would like to offer my services, as a fellow geordie, there will be no language barrier, except to the viewers. Sinbad59 in Corrie how come Todd has gone from selling flowers to now being a Solicitor without any experience at all! Corrie turning into a pantomime! BRIAN Blackpool does liam g really think his parkas r attractive and sexy, surely not? My milkman has better gear on!! Racy rosie 52 F-words in Celebrity Island first show. Can you make it 53. “it’s f ***in s**t!”. Alan T Words we love and hate. Shortly!! What’s wrong with soon? Fav word queue. Spell it out loud. Sounds so good. What’s yours? FairyNuff TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.