Forgive him Coleen , it was just harmless fun
BUT OF COURSE I WAS GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ACE
COLEEN Rooney was back with Wayne yesterday after the girl he was driving around claimed: “I’d have had sex with him.”
But Laura Simpson urged Coleen to forgive the boozy ace for “a bit of harmless fun”.
COLEEN Rooney was back with Wayne yesterday after being urged to forgive him.
Laura Simpson, the woman with him when he was nicked for drinkdriving, told the pregnant mumof-three not to dump the footballer.
The 29-year-old party girl claimed she would have ended up trying to bed Rooney – although they never discussed it.
The £40,000-a-year sales manager added: “I wasn’t thinking about his wife at the time and nor was he.
“I can see it looks bad but it wasn’t really and she must be mad at me and him.
“I can understand her being mad with him over the arrest.
“That was stupid and on reflection he should never have driven my car.
“But he didn’t seem to be over the limit.
“She can’t blame him for anything that happened with me because nothing did really, although we would have ended up s****ing no doubt.
“What we did was only a bit of harmless fun.’’
Ex-England captain Rooney, 31, was charged by police with drink-driving.
Coleen, 31, was on holiday in Mallorca with their three sons.
She jetted home and spent the night at her parents’ house.
But last night she was back at the £6million mansion she shares with Rooney and pals said she “does not plan to dash to the divorce court”.
One said: “She thinks he’s been a stupid idiot and he’ll be in the dog house – or more likely the spare room – for some time.
“But Coleen is a strong, down-toearth woman who won’t be as foolish as he has been.
“She knows he’s a great dad and most of the time they are a fantastic family.
“She cannot believe he could put all that at risk in such totally stupid circumstances.
“But she doesn’t treat marriage lightly and won’t be throwing it away over this.’’
The Everton striker teamed up with Laura after spotting her in The Bubble Room bar in Alderley Edge, Cheshire, where he was partying with friends including fellow ex-Manchester United team-mate Wes Brown.