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My girlfriend has an army of other guys on the go.

I stupidly thought I was her only lover, but now she has admitted that she always has “a variety of men” in her life.

I think I could cope if I thought that she was simply going for drinks with these rivals, but I know that she’s sleeping with them too.

The other night, as we stripped for bed, I noticed a new tattoo of a tiger on her left buttock. She said her richest boyfriend had paid her £5,000 to have it done as he wanted to “leave his mark” on her body.

Then she tried to make a joke of it and asked me if I’d have a tattoo of a swan on my butt to remind me of her.

We rowed. She called me boring and old-fashioned and then I couldn’t manage to make love with her at all because I felt like rubbish.

Maybe I am old-fashioned, but I don’t like sharing.

JANE SAYS: Clearly, your girlfriend is a woman who likes to keep her options open.

Nothing wrong with that, but if this way of conducting a relationship isn’t right for you, then I suggest you continue looking for your dream girl.

Didn’t you find it strange that one boyfriend paid her £5,000 to have a tattoo done? Do other boyfriends pay her? How much? And what for?

Could it be that you’re in over your head and don’t really know what you’re dealing with?