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Cleggy knighted for collaborat­ing with Tory oppressors and treachery of the electorate. Tuition fees, bedroom tax, food banks and misery for l,000s, they couldn’t have done it without YOU! Reap your 30 pieces of silver – arise Sir Nick of Betrayal! Bromull why are people complainin­g about Nick Clegg getting a knighthood? He said old people who voted for brexit won’t be around much longer therefore a second referendum is needed, did nothing to try and stop the austerity cuts, promised to stop tuition fees, did nothing to stop the bedroom tax and has done his best to do away with Democracy in our Country. I think he fits the criteria perfectly for a knighthood. Tateykyte Marj Teesdale Clegg to be made a sir in new years honours list for services rendered for helping in the destructio­n of the UK as a great nation. col Nick Clegg to be Knighted what a disgrace. Knighted for stabbing the Brexiteers in the back typical of this country. Redtop So Nick Clegg is to get a knighthood. What an absolute joke this honours list is. I have just retired from the fire service after 30 years. What do you think I get? Yep you guessed it. It’s disgusting. Pete clegg to be knighted in NEW Years Honours list? What for? He’s a no brain frump, he will be made a Sir his new title will be SIR Nick B++++++s for Brains Clegg. col Ringo Starr to be Knighted, WHY? He was the worst drummer to hold a pair of drumsticks. JASPER Why dos Meghan Markle drape herself undemurely over Prince Harry, is she basing herself on Vicky Beckham who does the same on David. COCKNEY REBEL. Bispham All that money spent on clothes then meg so rude to stick tongue out at people who had gone to welcome her. Rude. hjs Oh my goodness, Megan Markle, such bad manners to show your tongue in public, someone needs to advise her quickly. Jaistar. Blackpool Pictures of Royal Princes William + Harry with Katherine + Megan remind me of Princess Diana + Fergie, one posh + one common. Royal Watcher, Lancs why was Meghan Markle dressed as Frank Spencer, did she go up to the queen and say “Oooh Betty!” stig2 it must be great to be a royal sleeping in a nice cosy palace with plenty to eat while thousands ov britons sleep on the streets. jock Prices for everything are gonna rocket in 2018 to pay for the Royal Parasites wedding – can you see bone idol Harry doing a days work? Me neither. It’s us workers that keep them tossers in posh gaffs making a laughing stock of us grafters. Laffinmanc The only thing Lewis Hamilton did wrong was to take the p*** out off his nephew on social media. I thought we had freedom of speech in this country – not it seems if it upsets the P.C. brigade. Ajay I see the snowflakes are having a pop at lewis hamilton. I support what he said and to hell with the PC gender neutral brigade. If you are born a boy you wear boys clothes, end of ! Forest Deano Good on you Mo for the wearing a Christmas hat. As the old saying when in Rome do as the Romans do. Big D Dartfor Those ‘butter wouldn’t melt’ masks worn by ruthless Calais stowaways aren’t what UK-bound lorry drivers see. Den, Perth why are migrants so desperate to get to the UK? Is it because they know we will keep them for nothing and the people of this country will still get nothing! REBEL Pope says “Plight of migrants can’t be ignored” Can’t see him opening Vatican doors to refugees. JL Come out of Europe with no payment to EU. Build a hotel in London for MPs and stop all expenses being claimed. Raise unemployme­nt benefits but make them work for the community – no working, no benefits. Abolish the House of Lords and the Honours List. Close our borders. Stop foreign aid and help the poor in this country. Chuck foreign criminals out after they finish sentences. Make me Prime Minister. Mally. Scarboroug­h the colour of passport: In the 50s they where black. When did they change to blue? HNY The blue passport will bring back the pride of being British. Except the toady pro remainiacs who oppose it. Proud 1 Twitter dumbing down kids IQ – yet watch when GCSE/A Level results emerge, highest pass levels again. We’re not daft, you CAN’T have both. EDUCATION OFFICER Dave Woodchip d Did you see the way Ken (William Roache) made Billy an offer he couldn’t refuse in Corrie? Certainly missed his calling in the Godfather films. PHANTOM TEXTER coronation Street over Christmas. Soooooo boring fell asleep. Sen Eastenders christmas night. The roof scene at queen vic. Did anyone else notice all the beer kegs. I know it’s a pub. All other pubs have a cellar. Old king coal Instead of replacing Rory in Mrs Browns Boys they’d have been better sending him off to far off lands. Didn’t work for me. Also wasn’t that funny this year. LEO F watched channel MY5 prog PUSSIES GALORE – no sign of 007 – nowt but bloody cats and kittens. BOB YORK the BEST prog on tv over the hols was “a christmas chase: celebrity special” on xmas eve & that was because the ‘ BEAUTIFUL’ KIRSTY WARK was on it! paul, m/c No Mike I’ve never seen Queen with Freddie Mercury! Obviously you’ve never seen them with Adam Lambert or you wouldn’t be so bloody rude. Patzi Getting old is looking 4 the stairs on a single decker bus. Old Flo kiss. loving a with Sealed 5) Jack; 4) Voice; True One 3) Lampard; Frank 2) Place; Good The 1) TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.

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