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My heart went out to people stuck in horrendous jams caused by the snow – but why oh why does a little bit of bad weather bring parts of the country to a halt? It doesn’t happen where people get proper winters and know how to deal with em. Davos, Essex Talk about the snowflake generation... we’re becoming a country where a few snowflakes bring everything to a dead stop! Lancs Lad Put BBC weather girl Carol Kirkwood in charge of the gritters, at least she knows when the snow and ice is coming... Yorkie Bar kid My new year resolution is to buy a 4x4... I don’t want to get stuck in that cr*p again. anon Re Lewis Hamilton, what a cheek to insult his nephew for dressing up at Xmas. Regardless of costume choice it’s a helluva lot better looking than the outfits Hamilton parades whilst seeking attention. Not to mention his hair. Stricky, West Calder The hoo-hah about lewis hamiltons comment 2 his nephew bout wearing a frock. this is the “silly” generation. kids r already confused by society’s barmy rules. the days r long gone when boys were boys girls were girls. back then we had REAL men an REAL women. Swamp Duck Meghan you are not Kerry Katona. Please refrain from sticking your tongue out. Not a royal look. Avon calling I would love to know what Kate gave Meghan for Christmas. Anon Well that’s my Beano subscripti­on stopped now PC brigade got hold of Dennis the Menace! FUNKY LEVEN Yeah right, one ticket again wins the National Lottery jackpot. How come there’s never been 500 jackpot winners? This is not a lottery, it’s a disgusting con. AA Fighters for Isis coming back here to get a house and benefits. How lame this country has become with twinkle toes as PM. The world once respecting us now laughs at us. Thank God I haven’t long before I leave it. mr hunty wales If you give free parking at hospital car parks all the nurses and staff will park there, and you’ve got more problems with parking for patients. So think again. UKIP OXFORD Buy a car, if you find it’s not fit for purpose take it back, and it gets fixed. Buy a house, if you find it’s not fit to live in get told “hard luck, fix it yourself”. Something is wrong with British justice. John Hay You can call Man City fans all you want, but us Geordie girls luv em! Let’s just say since they came up for the game a lot of us have learnt Manc? whitley bay crew Anyone know if you can hire a pet Haggis for a children’s party on new year’s eve ? LEO, LEEDS When one door closes, the other always opens. No wonder my old banger failed its MOT. Witdim Happy new year to all you “text maniacs”. carry on texting. tony worksop Sign of getting old is when you cant remember your birth date but you remember when WW2 began. Mark Getting old is when a person older than you offers you a seat on a bus. Billyo How did Laura Plummer get hold of 270 Tramadol to take to Egypt? They’ve either been bought illegally or someone’s been telling a doctor porkies in order to obtain them. With the wouldbe recipient being in Egypt it wasn’t him who obtained the prescripti­on – Ms Plummer broke our law in whichever way they were obtained. Craig, West Lothian The UK must be overflowin­g with people who appear on the Jeremy Kyle show. how else do you account for the popularity of the Tories and their policies of making the working populace pay for everything through taxation and cheap labour? Red fred My woman of the year is without doubt Coleen Rooney, a woman who has believed in her marriage vows. Wonderful mother and great example to her boys. Rosie B’ham Can’t Theresa May see that austerity is affecting people’s mental health? jo People are sick of paying for the Tories failures with their cuts to benefits and wages. alex 1.2m people in UK use foodbanks. Getting to be like a third world country. Absolute disgrace. anon Hooray Christophe­r Biggins retires from panto 2018! Panto is family fun again now that sexual innuendo has gone! Happy Gran Stormzy-Grime music. No it’s Crime against music. They pay to listen to this utter rubbish. SHAKIN’ TOOLMAKER Mrs Brown’s Boys brilliant. Best ratings. Also, Not Going Out really great. positive t. EastEnders and Mrs Brown’s Boys great viewing over Xmas. Well done aunty. tim pittway in manchester Xmas tv is usually poor but thls year is worse. Why so many animated films and some digital channels r showing same prog. 3 days running. They r taking p**s. Asymmetric­al TV we all don’t like Harry Potter but they are hell bent on making us like it Dr Who the same showing children’s programs on peak times. tubby leven Re Lorraine Kelly’s new Saturday night TV show ‘Wedding Day Winners’. For me ‘Cilla’s ‘Blind Date’ was the beginning of the end of Saturday night telly. And this utter rubbish will be keeping up the tradition. PHANTOM TEXTER Once again another drama on BBC1 9pm spoiled because we could not make out what was being said. It may have been based from years gone by but I am sure that they spoke out like we do. We’ll all be pestering the doctor for hearing aids. brenda g In war films when British soldiers take uniforms off German soldiers why do they fit them perfectly? tony worksop TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.

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