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Why has Theresa May signed the Sandhurst Treaty, speeding up the processing of migrants arriving in Calais from 6 months to 4 weeks. It is France’s problem not ours. Migrants are supposed to seek asylum in the first safe country they arrive at. Some of these migrants are travelling more than 4000 miles and traversing through numerous countries in the hope of reaching the UK putting more pressure on our benefits system, NHS and social housing. Stop it now and take control of our borders. Mally. Scarborough Why do people insist on calling the people in calais asylum seekers – you can’t seek asylum from a friendly country. willybill Workshy snowflakes voted to stay in the EU bcoz they want the immigrants to take all the low paid jobs so they can stay on the dole. BigYogi magistrates fear 100s of foreign drivers don’t know highway code, most of em got no licences. Pensioner David Davis claims it’s “perfectly clear” what the Government want out of Brexit trade talks. Davis and May want to have their cake and eat it don’t they? Anyone with half a brain could tell this pair of half wits that ISN’T going to happen. Seabird Re Frogspit: Of course Farage can do something about Brexit – he can join Tory MPs to oust May and get out of EU ASAP. BONEHEAD Labour’s Richard Corbett says we should stay in EU for 2 more years. No we should not we voted OUT and still waiting an age. SCOUSE is jacob rees-mogg referring to things like the ludicrous formula produced by the treasury that george osbourne said was how the economy would collapse after brexit but couldn’t explain how any part of it worked?! Alan in teesdale Like me did u miss out on the tory privatisations scams. Take over a public service maybe a railway promise to improve it by higher fares, then pay yrself, directors and shareholder top money draining it of funds and it usefulness then go bust. Your back pockets full, hand it back to the taxpayers to pick up the tab... Bazboy so formula one giving in to the morons who want to rule the world and getting rid of the girls replacing em wiv kids! aargh! how long before the paedos start rising? robtin are they quietly ridding our armed forces for a euro army? scary. piku now f1 r using grid kids surely the pc lot will see this as grooming. PATTENMAN no more grid girls; no more darts walk-on girls either. I take it then, no women’s tennis @ wimbledon – after all, we can’t have players showing frilly knickers when serving, can we! ballboy, sw19 Isn’t it nice to see authentic Snowflakes around at the moment instead of ones with attitude? LEO, LEEDS I now realise my comment was unacceptable and I would like to sincerely apologise to any barrels of t*ts I may have offended. Buster I have always been a Becham fan like chris morley monday star. David was always saying he loved his country and how honoured he was to play for england so why didnt he buy an english team in the lower leagues who are struggling for cash and then he could work his magic and get them promoted and famous like him. Come on David think about it. Roggy Tenbury wells If José wants more noise at Old Trafford, give the fans more to cheer about than the usual safety first three shots per game. Watch Mkhitaryan star for Arsenal now he’s free of Jose’s shackles. Dave Onmeheadson re CHADDY the reason the salt bag is at bottom of crisp bag is the same reason when a glass is half full it’s always the bottom half, it’s a thing called gravity?? Cos it’s smaller and heavier it slides through the crisps, hope that didn’t blow your mind. COMMON SENSE PERKY Chaddy, simple solution: open ur salt & shake crisp packet UPSIDE DOWN! lol. me My dad was such a liberal we didn’t have a drawing room, we had a doodling room. Andy Rimmer, Preston the doctor gave me a jar for a sperm sample. I tried and then the wife had a go but none of us could get the top off. tony worksop I was in the supermarket and was buying one sausage, one egg, and one piece of bacon. The checkout girl said “I take it you live by yourself?” I replied “Yes. How did you know?” “Cause you’re ugly”. Grant Hately I’m visiting Belgium but I don’t trust the toilets so I’ve bought some on-the-continent pants. Devonian Please could i wish my gorgeous wife tricia happy birthday on Wednesday thanks. Ed. Superleeds so stars zoe ball, j.peacock & davina mccall are going to take part in a charity cause – are they going to be paid or do it for free like non stars? mike of par cornwal So Brendan Cole fans are threatening to boycott Strictly over him being axed. I should imagine Strictly will survive with 10 less viewers. PHANTOM TEXTER Posh Spice should contact Cheryl of whatever her current surname is so whe could then get a Masterclass lesson in miming and nobody has to listen to her possible singing voice. Farouk Crosshill Am dreading The Spice Girls return. With the current trend of performing in just their underwear can u picture Victoria in slit 2 the waist high knickers with her skinny body? Oh my! GINNY P why must we hang on to the stupid spice girls the only good looking one was emma bunton, I realy wanted to marry her, victoria adams never smiles,? for god sake let them go, they’v made their money, bring on new talent i say. len presley worcester We should raise £60m for the spice girls – to stop them making a comeback. How old’s BABY spice? It’s not manners to ask a girl her age. AL, DURHAM Spice girls reunion. Read Royal Wedding. Not Stupid TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.