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Banning flying kites & climbing trees Wandsworth Council & PC Brigades are going to destroy this country. PIP What these councils will do to get money – £500 fine for climbing trees and flying kites. GET A LIFE YOU MORONS. ANNE FIELD PC Brigade at it again £500 fine for climbing trees & flying kites. Are they taking the p*** or what. This nonsense has to stop. BONEHEAD Climbing trees & flying kites are all part of growing up. AF so the snowflakes might end up finishing the krankies “career” on this 1 occasion, thank you snowflakes. PAT THE CAT Lanarkshir­e Girlz, Glitz and Glamour ladies charity event entertaine­d by MALE strippers. Could some snowflake out there clarify why this is ok yet the reverse would see them in uproar. Stricky, West Calder so when are we going to ban bikinis on beach so that all women are topless and see what pc brigade say about that stupid doogooders. mick yorks Now the PC brigade have stopped all the glamour models at events make the TV bosses cover up all the presenters not having their boobs hanging out or slits on their dresses up to their waists. Bob Fife I glanced at a very attractive female (sorry, a gender-neutral-person) today. Better lock me up, must be sexual harassment of the highest order. Flute The Filter Pubs r closing everywhere and female models losing their jobs. What next no page 3 girl in star! Enough to drive u to drink, if I can find a pub. Arfa beer Why are we dragging up all this suffragett­e b ****** s, it was over a hundred years ago! Surely we have current and future to sort out first, not something we can’t change from history! Mooseman why don’t militant vegans /vegetarian­s protest outside their local mosque? Isn’t halal meat also cruel? Perhaps they could take the militant feminists with them to protest about women being forced to wear burkas! Deano Leicester Filling in an online survey, I was asked: Do you consider yourself A. Male B. Female C. Don’t know D. Would rather not say. I find all this PC nonsense most confusing. Sir Norman Bigot-Bonkers MBE (Mrs) What next? Dog wins BGT: Drag queen wins CBB: Katie Price nominated for oscar? The world has gone f ***** g mad: willybill Imagine if national service was reintroduc­ed today. Would it apply to both young men and women? If not wouldn’t that be discrimina­tory? After all the political class is adamant women should serve on the front line in the forces. If it was male only would any young men be able to get out of it by saying he wished to identify as a woman? Rupert Fast no Red Fred...it’s NOT time to reintroduc­e National Service: my kids have got good jobs because they paid attention at school and have never given me a moments worry, they respect us, their parents, and others. Your suggestion wouldn’t affect them personally but I do not want my grandchild­ren having to do national service because of some scrote who doesn’t attend school and who breaks the law with impunity. Why do the actions of the pathetic minority always affect the law abiding majority. gts NOT ONE solar panel seller told me that 50% of my export income would be stolen from me by a hidden clause. Angry Pete great respect 4 Steve Chamberlai­n the Deck officer onboard the Ferry in Portsmouth harbour 4 saving the life of some 1 who he saw drowning, he deserves a medal, he’s a hero. Des, Wem, Shrops Scientists say cleansing agents and especially air sprays are more harmful to our lungs than cigs. How come it’s taken so long to tell the public that? 40 A DAY AL To big imp: You can’t take cars away from the police, their Starbucks coffees will go cold by the time they walk back to the station! CHARLTON GARRY I’ve had 2 miserable marriages me, the 1st wife died the 2nd won’t. woody How do u make a cream puff ? Chase it round the block. Witdim I was recently thrown out of court for listening to my ipod but during the Nuremberg trials goering & co all had earphones on, I feel victimised. Snelgrave, glaschu my mate is that thick he thought psychopath was a bike route. tony worksop Experience­d sailor required. Must know the ropes. POPEYE Dear Daily Star, my favourite Newspaper, thanks in the Saturday edition you mentioned Danny Dyer without the silly prefix “Hardman” am I pushing my luck if I ask you not to keep referring to the Spice Girls as a band, they don’t sing or play instrument­s, thanks. Bry Anglesey what disgusting pond life those Gallagher brothers are bragging that they done house burglaries and broke in to Richard and Judys home. Pure thugs with pea brains. Ged cleveland Am I missing something? The second episode of the X Files had a completely different storyline to how it ended in episode 1. Tony Davies It’s about time pat phelan was dealt with in corrie. #overdoings­toryline Ref Rooney baby names, Kit + Cass, a chocolate wafer biscuit springs to mind! COCKNEY REBEL. Bispham canned heat: a truly fine blues band with bob “the bear” hite, al “blind owl” wilson and henry “sunflower” vestine – saw them in concert with fleetwood mac 1969. uncle rastus 100% true: was riding my bike and someone past me on a mobìlity scooter on pavement. That’s geting old. Geordie lilly U know ur gettin old wen u find out your bloodtypes been discontinu­ed. Alby TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.

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