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Mrs Theresa May you must be the weakest Prime Minister of all time. You are scared stiff of Brussels, letting them run rings around you. We do not need the EU. They need us. Without us, the EU is finished and eventual bankruptcy is a certainty. You haven’t the bottle to deal with these charlatans and should be post haste, extinguish­ed from any and all parliament­ary duties. Mr G. Machan, Wakefield the negotiatio­n with the EU could be so easy but they will resist our efforts. We will be punished by them to deter other bloc countries. J Smith Theresa May says “No one will get everything they want”: Here’s the backslidin­g started. ANNE FIELD I don’t trust May with Brexit got a gut feeling we are going to be sent down the swanee. BONEHEAD What an absolute shambles Theresa May’s Brexit speech turned out to be. It baffles me why this ridiculous woman doesn’t admit that Brexit is little more than a hard right vanity project that needs to be swept under the carpet without further ado. Seabird BLAIR and CAMERON in the guise of gallants illegally invade Iraq and Libya. RESULT: countless deaths, de stabilisat­ion of both countries and the rise of the monster, IS. For these World changing ‘acts’ neither have been arrested or charged! Enter ex-squaddie James Matthews a true gallant to fight AGAINST the monster they nurtured. RESULT: Arrested, charged and imprisoned. Unfathomab­le! Bromull Tony Blair should’ve been best leader we ever had but he sold us down the river – I bet he’s not feeling the cold. Jimi peters diss norfolk Hope MPs enjoy yet another whopping pay rise as forgotten citizens succumb to hunger & hypothermi­a. Den, Perth we live on a estate most of our neighbours are elderly, I rang council to see if they wer gonna get grit dwn our road and wos told they wer busy they keep on bout cutbks ther is millions of tonns of rock salt in winsford mines cheshire 25 mile frm wer we live, cut the c**p the mps ar getting a pay rise at our expense!! London tone Hip hip hooray! Cameron and Osbourne gloat no choice austerity a success as the fall out from their cuts to public spending, claims 120,000 premature deaths, leaves the poorest worse off, cuts to all benefit support, devastated public services, a housing crisis, education in a shambles, a failing economy, enforced public sector pay cap, but gives a 1.8% pay rise for MPs, tax breaks for the rich, so why is the UK still living with austerity? Red fred why don’t people on dole go and clear snow off paths and do some good for themselvs and others. yorky deputy first minister John swinney says volunteers should clear the snow, so has he and the SNP volunteere­d? anon so Yorkshire Ripper eating himself to death with burgers... let’s all send him a big mac and large fries!! stig2 listen Clairy, nobody puts a gun to a boxers head to get into the ring, they know the risks involved. It’s sad that tragedies happen, it can happen in any sport. Eddie Hearns quiff Seriously, has anyone ever heard of a relative, a friend, a neighbour or anybody who has won one of those £20,000 prizes on the Lottery? Thought not. Vic-Cov I am amazed by how many keep mentioning brass monkeys yet clearly have no idea that a brass monkey was a device used to stack cannonball­s on old ships. Bob in notts Council tels us gritters can’t gt thru cos ov abandoned cars. lol, no! The cars r abandoned cos th useless gritting teams not been out in the first place! Live on route an not seen 1 ova last 3 days. BOB No matter how bad our winters get, They will never surpass Mike & Bernie. Phantom Texter Three words to think about. hose pipe ban I bought an old parachute the other day. The lady in the shop said “You can always bring it back if it doesn’t work!” Dave Skydiver A-STEROID narrowly misses earth. So the russian cosmonauts are on them as well as their athletes. BUZZ ALRIGHT my mate hates his surname “potato” but not as much as his wife jackie does! tony the window cleaner So the police are selling knickers on ebay what they nicked off some knicker nicker. SNIFFER DOG I’m 50 today and I can proudly say that my waist is the same size now as when I was 18... I’ve always been a fat b ***** d! E. Normous Having been cut off from civilizati­on for 4 days. Any chance of an air drop of the daily star, oh yeah and maybe some bread n milk. Shilbilly

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