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“corrie’s bloody awful” – good let’s dump it. sniper sw 15 3ef Crime writer Martina Cole is right about Corrie losing its sense of fun. Let's have characters like Stan and Hilda or Jack or Vera again. Si c doing away with the one and two pences was just the government­s sneaky way to push up prices. Anne No to scrapping coins or money! There’s nothing nicer than chatting to a lovely bank teller whilst withdrawin­g cash. Scrap contactles­s cards instead! Cash is safer from fraudsters now with the new designs. Dave G It’s time for all people in full employment to get a swipecard that allows them to get food V.A.T. free. They already pay tax on the money they earn, Then they have to pay tax on the food they buy to feed their family. John Hughes Glasgow If councils can find enough materials to build speed humps why can’t they find enough to fill potholes? a joinson stoke Philip Hammond has confirmed Britain will continue paying money to the EU until 2064. What a joke this Brexit nonsense is. Seabird here in the sth west yet another scheme to build so-called affordable homes! Where are the promised council houses from the election as most people don’t earn enuff for the deposit let alone the rents being charged by some of the private landlords and associatio­ns buying up these properties. robtin isn’t it supposed 2 b innocent until found guilty in this country? It seems with russia it’s guilty, no evidence at all but we say so. Confrontat­ional idiots in this country will never b happy til we r actually at war with russia. Who will we beg 4 help then? Bantaman Comrade Corbyn: You stand before this cobbled court accused of refusing to bow to Media hysteria and Putinaphob­ia, how do you plead? Don’t answer that, your denial will only serve to PROVE you guilty by conjecture. Bromull We as a country should never ally itself with murderers. If I were PM I would deport all Russians, close their Embassys. Alas, they control our gas supplies so they have us over a barrel. D Goldsmith East Lothian To RUSSIA WITH LOVE is Corbyn’s message as he defends Putin’s warning 2 any UK retaliatio­n 2 his toxic regime. It MUST always be “to RUSSIA NO LOVE”. TruBrit Oh Theresa May, what have you done?! PUBLUNCH Amazing how a few weeks back Putin says he’s got a Superdoope­rBomb. Then the spy poisoning. Sounds like the usual warmongers are trying to flog some weapons to me?! AA That Russian spy has probably got more rights than any of us ordinary grafting taxpayers who keep our noses clean!! T. May banging on about human rights? It’s a total p *** take. JK Good luck to Russian TV channel RT for employing Mourninho as a World Cup pundit. Condescend­ing, patronisin­g and useless are his strong points. Will voiced my concern that bloke just moved in up road must b a double agent. He’s off into city in one car then I c him in uniform driving another! Partner tells me he a bus driver. Lily EU are good at telling us how to run our country until it comes to russia then we are on our own. durham al I think we should host the World Cup. But please can we have a Russian linesman. Six pack so worboys could be freed. 9 years not bad for a indefinite sentence – and people wonder why crimes don’t stop, pathetic. mad max the mad chef Who are these people who want to ban birth pictures? The picture shown on T.V. of a baby, seconds into birth, arms extended and reaching out to mother saying “Thank you, give me a cuddle” should never be lost. Ray, Keighley overused words and phrases that shud b banned from current vocabulary; challengin­g, robust, investigat­ion, lessons will be learned, not in the public interest and not considered a danger to the public. There is an almost audible groan from the savvy populace cos it means politician­s, the police, NHS or any civil service organisati­on has f *** ed it up again. Lily the pink peeps who constant use the word basically is so annoying. Half of em have no concept of the word. It’s irritating. Basicly! Momma Towel just read info on new Galaxy S9+, all the stuff it can do. But can you actually make phone calls on it? Lbw i went to the garage to get the wife some flowers for her birthday but they had not got any so I got her 5 litres of oil. tony worksop Geezer at cheltenham sed do u want the winner in next race i sed sorry mate i live in a tower block. SUNDANCE Watching the tribute to Bruce Forsyth with the big names like Shirley Bassey reminded me of the talent we used to watch in the 60’s and 70’s. The rubbish we have today are nowhere near the standard of talent we had then. Mal the claret OUR KEN: Because his comedy truly withstood times test. He made us laugh, He made us chuckle, until our aching stomachs buckled. As professor Rufus Chuckabutt­y he found fame. He made it look easy. His own special game. With his black pudding trees and Jam butty mines and his broken biscuit repair factory blew our minds. With his Diddymen that the kids loved so much, Our Doddy always had the magic touch. A national treasure from way back when. Martin Eddies. Shrewsbury ken dodd woz a true comic not like that unfunny BBCs live at the apollo. mick O IGH, MARVEL, WE GET IT. Peter Parker was bitten by a radio active spider, u don’t need to devote 30 mins of each reboot to explain it, the films drag on long enough as it is! I haven’t seen new film but let me guess, nerd gets bitten, slowly discovers powers, few comical mishaps, baddie turns up 35 mins in, we all think spidy is gonna lose, then wins in the end (may leave something unexplaine­d, will need sequel). PATRONISED PERKY TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.

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