Aussie ball tampering – kick the cheats out for good and strip them of any titles they have won. neal blackpool Australians Steve Smith and Cameron Bancroft outed as cheats, after lecturing others about how to behave. To quote the old saying, it’s just not cricket, old boy. Chicken George Shrewsbury So the Aussie bowler hid sandpaper in his PANTS! A sure sign of ball tampering. I bet he got some reverse swing? Dave Howzat Not a fan of either Manc side, but big up 2 Guardiola 4 sticking 2 his principles. Do Spain think they’re still ruled by Franco? What a sham. Jenkin’s Ear Ref. Emergency vehicles: Notwithstanding the antics of angry people sticking notes on em, l have often wondered why many choose to stop in the middle of the road (action movie style) when there is easy, safe, obstruction free parking just feet away. Trevull Twelve mile fishing zone around UK is a joke considering it used to be 200 miles. About time trawler fleets started protesting BIG STYLE. SCOUSE Is that Seabird on the same beach as everyone else he or she comes out with some right flotsam and jetsam. pauline liverpool After years of underfunding by the Tories nothing more than a deliberate plan to instill fear that the UK can no longer afford the NHS and gain public support for increased taxation, a betrayal of one of the very core principals, free at the point of delivery, will finally create a tiered system. the more tax you pay the better the service, a cruel betrayal of the poorest in society by callous Tory government. Red fred No 2 year transition period Mrs May it’s only stalling leaving EU and playing into Remainers hands. BONEHEAD i will be glad when robots take us over and get rid ov lords and mps. Jay Boris the buffoon what a loon has a head like a wooden spoon. snelgrave, glaschu Why is it that some benefits claimants still get hassle off jobcentre staff even when looking for a job, yet some who aren’t & sit in pubs boozing 7 days a week, yet fit to work, get no hassle? Anon Councils to charge up to £4 more to park near seaside at Easter. unscrupulous shower of b******s. anon Don’t ever b fooled in2 thinkin the young royals ar 1 of us, they hav no idea wot real life is like, probly nice people but clueless on real life. Tasty Tone The Undertones are now AntiBrexit. Single out? Don’t 4get ‘Teenage Kicks’ was John Peel’s favourite track. Tabatha Venge Thomas Tuchel 2B Arsenal Mgr. Wenger was barely known when he came from Grampus 8. Now that Juve geezer can sing Elvis Costello’s “I don’t want to go to Chelsea”. Ooh 2BR Just watched the university boat race. It’s definitely a fix cause it seems to be the same two teams in the final every year. Grant Hately Big respect to Cambridge and Oxford for making the Boat Race Final yet again but it’s getting boring now with the same two teams ha ha. The valiant For your retro page 3 week, I’d like to see Jo Hicks, Malene Espensen, Melissa Debling & Seren Gibson please. Stephen Great to see P3 lovelies Lucy and Michelle. But don’t forget the beauty Nora Batty. Dare you!! JAS THE MANAGER I LOVE the new Bird-Mad column in Sunday’s paper. please keep these columns coming! Loved reading about the Pigeons. At last some proper ‘celebs’! ISLA WIGHT My missus was moaning on and on while at the casino. I told her, ‘stop ur moaning woman. I won u back again didnt I.’ Momma Towel The missus is looking quite radiant since i found her that new job at the nuclear power plant. AL A rich lady is riding with her chauffeur when they get a flat tyre. he gets out and starts trying to prize off the hubcap. After a few minutes of struggling, the lady leans out of the window and says,’would you like a screwdriver?’ he replies, ‘might as well. i can’t get this bloody wheel off.’ shug of clydebank In sheer desperation I decided to try my hand at bank robbery, however even that’s gone wrong. after walking into my local branch & singing ‘Hands up baby hands up, gimme your...’ etc. Now I’m not being done for attempted bank robbery, but attempted sexual harassment. Doh! LTD Wolves The comments about Corrie i agree really gone downhill but eastenders 100 times worse. big mo and stacey’s mum awful and Kat coming back still looking like a slapper is not believable she is far too old for that now. Maybe writers of both soaps should get together and write a new one and call it cobblers. minnie mouse Declan should do the takeaway show on his own. He needs Ant like I need a dose of crabs. Granty Boy No no not Gazza, it should be Stephen Mulhern. He would be perfect and the audiance love him please please. stephen OAP ITV please don’t get that Wiloughby girl to do i’m a celeb, Steve Mulhern would be perfect for the job. He’s witty, funny & clever, I say give him the gig. seasickdinks New partnership that could take over I’m a Celeb are Hale & Pace then at last we could have a couple on that ARE funny. Geoff Thinking of bringing in Michael Le Vell & Mike North from Corrie instead of Ant & Dec for I’m A Celeb. I for one won’t be watching. JL Ant & Dec to be axed from I’m a Celeb. Are TV bosses off their cake? Will be like Top Gear without Jeremy Clarkson. S***e. anon TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? Let us know where and when by text, using the details at the top of the page.