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Richard Madeley getting flak about his shrinking dress remark to the weathergirl is way OTT. For someone not noted for his sense of humour, I think it was a rather good joke. I hope he doesn’t apologise unnecessarily. Captain Sensible are we not alowed a sense of humour anymore, Richard Madeley said what 60% of men would say and 30% of the others would of thought, It’s called a light sense of humour! Not pervy (one life live it)! Matty Ipswich the comment about the dress shrinking by madeley OMG. It was a joke. OAP Council Tax the highest rise in 14 years for the worst servce due to a decrease in funding by the Tories, pay more for less should be the new Tory slogan. The lowest rise will be London £55 whilst the N/west £89, it now seems the norm with the Tory elite make the poorest pay for everything, Jeremy Corbyn is attacked by the press regarding a story from 2012 about anti-semitism three days before the tax rise coincidence or just bad timing? Red fred Foreign boats will be able to fish our waters permanently. Why? Because British companies sold their quotas for a quick profit. Idiots. SCOUSE Take back control? Still to hear how the poor and disabled will be better off. They’re STILL paying for the greedy bankers mess! THE PLEB The only ones who will benefit from brexit are the tories and the rich, we will see boundary changes so the tories fix it they always get in power. Stevie, m/well The only way May could offer Britain a brighter future would be by resigning and taking her corrupt Tory government with her. Seabird why can’t people like blair who are no longer mps forget about politics & just get on with their lives? Anon So it may not have been the Russians after all! Oh my days. PUBLUNCH wot john worboys done was disgusting but i cant understand why the parole are getting the blame for allowing him to go free. The judge gave him the sentence for which he has now served. So by law he should be set free. The judge and not the parole board is in the wrong and should have set a stiffer sentence! Robert turner WHY jail abid, hamza, Choudrey n co? DEPORT every single one of em NEVER NEVER to return. Our country is FAR too soft. Wot do u think wud happen to any brits in other countries if we openly preached to harm their countrymen women n children? Jimmy wigan The police stealing what they want from you is nothing new, but taking your data & information from your phone is Orwellion in it’s fullest form. I’m just waiting for the usual blind, self rightous fools to start with the “if you’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve nothing to hide” c#@p. What these idiots never consider is, who decides what is wrong? The Bear, south london u can bet that eugines wedding will be down to taxpayers, cant see penny pinching prince andrew forking out, arrogant playboy. Swamp Duck money super mrkt advert featuring the many guises of action man is nothing more than an advert for gay pride in reality. robtin a farmer let out his 300 winter barned cattle into a lush spring grass field. At end of day, said field was deep with manure. An alien spacecraft landed in this field overnite and its crew staggered back aboard covered in cow dung swearing never to return. Too much of a Close Encounter of the Turd Kind! Lily the pink ghost adventures & all s*** like that. Isn’t it amazing that all the ghosts cum out for the cameras. Garbage. Bantaman Ghosts, aliens. These celebs have had either too much sherbet or fame’s cracked them up. AL The Publicity Seeker 2 Aliens playing space monopoly. One says “I’m almost skint”. “why” asks the other. “Coz i’ve bought Mars neptune uranus and venus, and it’s cost me the Earth”. ETA which football team have never met? queens park strangers! big dave osborne So I phoned this so called wheeler dealer up – he didn’t have any tyres never mind wheels. AL Bed of nails for sale. MANNY CURIST What’s the diference between ‘Anusol’ and ‘Deep Heat?’ I’l tell you after I stop crying. Will. I. Amnott. Ayr I was talking to a pregnant woman on the train. I asked her when she was due. She said knowing this train service you tell me. AL, DURHAM I’ve been a drink/driver for years. I always have a couple before I drive off at the first tee. HAROLD PINTER tony worksop so great that sir ken dodd got such a lovely send off at his funeral. He was a true comedy genius who put the laugh in to laughter. Our chuckle muscles will never be the same. Rest in peace sir ken and thank u. Condolonces 2 lady ann. big dave i thought a LOT more would hav turned-up 4 doddys funeral in l/pool than did? When bernard manning died thousands NOT a few hundred attended in m/c! t.a, m/c why o why do the presenters on Flog It etc feel the need to repeat the bids, as if the auctioneer is talking a foreign language or do they think we are stupid? pat Just when we thought Corrie St couldn’t possibly get any darker. They play ‘Shaddup You Face” by Joe Dolce on the hospital radio. Fipping Kate Oates. LEO F There is not one decent actor or actress in Corrie. They all left long ago. ANNE FIELD Stray at B’Ham Odeon supporting Kiss, 1976. Stray owned that stage! Kiss all lipstick and posing! Why Stray were never as big as Quo will always remain a mystery! BRUMROX So we could soon have a deposit return scheme for certain types of plastic. Bags be the first to weigh Kate Price in. PHANTOM TEXTER What the fek does chocolate eggs have to do with easter? Who came up with that one, Lord Cadbury? CHOCS AWAY TROUBLE getting hold of your Daily Star? 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