Brooklyn Beckham get real. Trashy tattoos and moody photo shoots don’t make u hard, get a proper job. Jimi peters anyone else sick of Beckhams in papers showing off their wealth when ppl are homeless and depending on foodbanks – it’s sickening. jellyhead

I’ve never been one to follow the sheep; i hate social media, modern so called celeb idiots. LTD Wolves

just when I thought it was safe to watch the tele again – Benidorm might be back for god sake let it die! Pauline brum

Snooker: My God isn’t Mark Williams one miserable man, he’s depressing. ANNE FIELD

BBC Gardeners World is stale and boring and needs to do something fresh like visit many of the countries fab Fuchsia nurseries. Wise Ged

I was going through my old records today, donovan, bob dylan, pete seeger, joan baez, what a load of old tosh. Crosby stills and nash still good. Ian wilts congrats hayley turner on ur winner at brighton! Welcome back! Uncle rastus

sad to see some nasty people have been setting fire to bee hives – why don’t the police set up a sting operation. ian f suffolk

I do like an under cooked steak, on rare occasions. PUBLUNCH

I was asked by my ex wot wld u like to do with my body? I ans. identify it. Momma Towel

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