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THE Eurovision Song Contest’s second semi-final is being held tonight in Lisbon with plenty of those bonkers song lyrics.
On Tuesday’s first semi-final, X Factor’s Saara Alto, for Finland, sang: “Tonight I am making friends with all the creatures that are hiding there under my bed.”
Here JENNIFER DUNKERLEY remembers 10 of the most ridiculous Eurovision song lyrics ever... Austria: Trackshittaz (semi-final 2012) “Woki mit deim Popo”: “Your bum has feelings, your bum is a part of you, Don’t put it on chairs, your bum has an opinion, yeah.” Ireland: Russia:
“Irlande Douze “Party for everybody”: Points”: “Drag acts and “The cat is happy, bad acts and Terry the dog is happy, the cat is Wogan’s wig, mad acts and happy, the dog is happy, we sad acts, it was Johnny Logan’s are in a wonderful mood gig.” and very happy, we are in a Netherlands: wonderful mood, oh joy.” (winners, Montenegro:, “Ding-a-Dong”: “And you
walk along with your dingdang-dong.”
“Rambo Amadeus”: “I got only one rule, always stay Finland: Lordi, cool like a swimming “Hard pool.” Rock Hallelujah”: “It’s Sweden: Herreys the Arockalypse…On (winners 1984) “Diggiloo, the Day of Rockoning.” Diggi-ley”: “Diggi-loo diggi-ley, everybody’s looking Latvia: Marie N at me.” (winner 2002), “I Austria: Wanna”: “You make
“Weil der me sweat.”
Mensch zählt”: “The difference Estonia: between people, between apes and primates, it-it’s not much bigger, than between noodles and pancake stripes, Pancake stripes.”
“Everybody”: “And roll the carpet from the floor, haha, carpet from the floor, yeah.”