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So now our kids are a bunch of lardies... fatter than the Americans. But don’t worry, May will save the day with anti-obesity plan. What’s she gonna do, ban food? It’s a lost cause.

Harry, Wilmslow

Why is anyone surprised our kids are now tubbier than the Yanks’ children? Our high streets and shopping malls are full of fast food outlets.

Junkman, NW London

Sat in Burger King reading the Daily Star, i am totally lost why our

11 year olds are fatter than ever – what could be the reason? Micky D, Lancs

Junk food and lazy lifestyles blamed for our next generation of would be fatties, this really is weight on the nation’s shoulders. John, luton

Thank you Daily Star for your brilliant coverage of the Royal Wedding. Beautiful. Love jayne Xx:):):)

Harry and Meghan, wot can u say that hasn’t been said before? wishing them luck would be an understate­ment. how about the world’s their oyster and harry has found his pearl. the world awaits a new chapter in the royal monarchy. all the best to you both and wish u lots of happiness.

geordie ray

I am a Republican but I watched the wedding and I hope the couple have a great life together. To see the bride’s mother so proud and emotional was truly moving. It’s great for our class-ridden society that a mixed race woman has married Harry. I can’t wait for their children. Positive T

Great wedding, gorgeous day, fantastic show. Beautiful people. And James Corden. ED CHAT

The Royal Family brings in billions of pounds from tourism, which the government takes a big chunk from. So I will let them off with the odd wedding here and there. PUBLUNCH

So glad I wasn’t the only one who enjoyed the wedding! Wonderful day, wonderful weather and a perfect couple! Congratula­tions to Harry and Meghan and hope you have a long and happy life together! JoM

We have all seen how much hair William has lost. We are all seeing how Harry is also losing his. Which one is going for hair transplant first?

Farouk Crosshill

8m watch royal wedding, 9m less than Wills wedding. be interestin­g to see the FA Cup final viewing figures.

AL, DURHAM

Just heard suits actress Meghan Markle got married, showbiz news must have missed that one!

FUNKY LEVEN

Meghan Markle outlines her royal plans, ha,ha,ha you’ll jump to order same as the rest silly girl. Fife Davy

the beckhams together every picture tells a story alrite. what a miserable couple they are. but with his mates he’s always smiling. mmm. big ben, donny

Victoria Beckham really looked happy at the wedding. not. I don’t know what he sees in her. Face like a bag of spanners! Mal the claret

With her miserable face and dark clothes Victoria Beckham looked more like she was going to a funeral rather than Harry and Meghan’s wedding. MARLENE NORTHANTS

Absolutely sick of Royal Wedding. 49 pages in one Sunday paper and probably get it all week. Enough is enough. SCOUSE

What a waste of money. £32mill for a wedding. that money can be used for the NHS, police, fire service. and why pay £50,000 for a cake? could of gone to sainsburys. to me this country is going down. Dennis Southampto­n

So on the 5th July the NHS turns 70. Let’s hope it doesn’t need an appointmen­t to celebrate the fact. LEO F

To Tattoohate­r; I totally agree with you, tattoos look awful! But they are just a craze with people copying each other. Scary thing is, what’s the next craze? anon

Re tattoohate­r: What a magically perfect person you must be if all you have to do is grouch about someone having a tattoo!! funky

When I was young you had to go to a circus to see a fat tattooed woman. Now they’re everywhere!

Granty boy

Wow, loved the scorching pics in the photo casebook in Monday!

SEXY ANN

It’s rumoured that in future, ladies’ tights will be made from a composite of wood, coal dust and rubber. Women won’t be complainin­g of ladders in their tights, it will be either a splinter, a clinker or a blow-out. Devonian

The indestruct­ible black boxes on airplanes! I was thinking: why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff ? tony worksop

My new dog, Minton, just ate all my shuttlecoc­ks. Bad Minton!!!

JADE PIKOLEE

 ??  ?? NOT FUNNY: Brendan O’Carroll  
Saw Joss Stone at the wedding. Reminded me how beautiful she is. Any chance of a pic. Cost 25p plus network rate. You will be charged even if your text is not published Text followed by a space, your comment and name to...
NOT FUNNY: Brendan O’Carroll Saw Joss Stone at the wedding. Reminded me how beautiful she is. Any chance of a pic. Cost 25p plus network rate. You will be charged even if your text is not published Text followed by a space, your comment and name to...

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