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How much longer is Mrs Brown’s Boys gonna go on? Same old same old every episode. Can see the ‘jokes’ coming a mile off. stig2

Emmerdale: I reckon the whole cast conspired to have ‘newcomer’ Gerry killed off – when they realised he was a proper actor! BoltonFaz (and ‘is missus)

Corrie: Don’t know about bringing Curly Watts back, this soap should be taken off our screens. JL

So the BBC waived the licence fee so local communitie­s could watch the Royal Wedding. Could it be that the Royal Family’s popularity is on the wane?

PHANTOM TEXTER

A horse made a guest appearance on The Chase. It’s the only time a rider has come in useful. PONYTAIL PETE

So Stephen Mulhern wants to set up home in Florida because “you are always guaranteed hot weather”. You’re also guaranteed hurricanes Stephen! FLOYD

After watching Utd’s pathetic display against Chelsea in the FA Cup all I can say is we’ve no chance of gettin nr City in the Prem! clive sweeney, basildon

I reckon Roman Abramovic knew how dull FA Cup Final was going to be and paid not to get visa renewed! Big T, Cheshire

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