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NHS needs more funding, so we need to put up taxes. My alternativ­e is set aside One billion of foreign aid for disasters to help people when they really need it, and spend the other thirteen billion on NHS. Mooseman

this country should stop giving billions of pounds away in foreign aid and give some of it to the NHS.

Col sunderland

Give the 14billion foreign aid budget to the N.H.S. ROBBO. N/ARDS

so after paying tax and nat ins all my working life I’m now a burden on the NHS as an oap! What about managers paying over the top for supplies and equipment? What about health tourism? What about the influx of migrants who are eligible as soon as they arrive? Scapegoat

the PM cracks on about putting more money into the NHS unfortunat­ely it goes to the wrong people ie CEOs/managers etc some get more money than the PM!! What actually do they do – it’s the doctors & nurses who need looking after. Get rid of the dross and the NHS would prosper. But, of course, the Government won’t do this as they look after their own!!!

REBEL

as a working tax payer for over 40 yrs to be asked to pay more to the NHS is an insult when the money could be paid by putting a couple of pence tax on the racing industry. I don’t know how it gets away with it while greedy bookies rake in billions.

the Salford rocket

You wouldn’t treat a dog the way some aged are treated in this country. You’ll be old yourselves one day you horrible b******s. BONEHEAD

Thankyou to everyone who thought of & attended the Tribute to Lee Rigby, a hero. Greatest respect for him & you all. bilbo

bravo to the police for the dawn raids on these drug and arms dealers. It’s about time these arrogant shower of b******s were put in their place. And it’s about time these soaps stopped glorifying these mindless morons. frank.widnes

Don’t be blaming Brexit for Marks & Spencers shop closures it’s people who shop online that are the culprits. SCOUSE

Why are people still being ignorant after so many campaigns and warnings about using mobiles while driving vehicles? Every day you spot plenty of people at it, heads bobbing up and down as they are trying to drive, even as they are trying to park up or drive off. Do you want to cause accidents or even kill others? Then leave the damn things alone until your not driving! Keith

I love the way the firefighte­rs saved the pigeons after that arson attack (after making sure no people were hurt). #LFB Heroes. Sharon

The S.N.P. should call their new currency The Sturgie, a hundred Salmonds to the Sturgie. Anyone got a better name? Poundman Scotland

re Eamon, Norwich: No sour grapes from Scotland. we need cheering up. England’s performanc­e in World Cup gonna be best comedy show on STV this summer! funky

so Mr Emery is the new coach of arsenal – ooh you are awful but I like you. jimbo runcorn

I was shocked with the level of violence – that’s the last time I go to a punch and judy show. A SNOWFLAKE

30% of under 6 year olds in the UK know how to use an I-Pad. Whereas

100% of under 6 year olds in China know how to make one.

Will-I-Amnott. AYR

I went to a Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me and said “your eyes sparkle like diamonds”. I shouted “waiter I asked for a-romatic duck”. JADE PP2

A drunk in a bar asks the pretty barmaid 4 a pint of lager & a bag of crisps. Wen she bends down 2 get the crisps, he says: “Hey girl, how the hek do u get into those ded tite jeans?” She ses: “Well, u can start by buying me a large vodka!” Dave.Y.Widnes

what do u call a martial arts actor always getting battered in fights – bruised lee. andy liverpool

so we’re being told to quit booze altogether to prevent cancer – you won’t live longer it’ll just feel like it.

NFFC 4EVA

re Tony B: instead of sniping at TATS joke why not send one in that doesn’t belong to someone else, no one likes a spiteful jealous know-all.

JOKE POLICE

I used to be addicted to swimming but am proud to say av now been dry for 6 months! TATS

If u think nobody’s bothered if ur alive or not try missin a couple of council tax payments. Alby

just joined a gym. The gym instructor said how flexible are you? I said I can’t do tuesdays. tony worksop

Gardener required, must have a good knowledge of weed control.

THE HAPPY HIPPY

great 2 c felicity hill back on page 3 she is one of my favourites. jim

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come Me: I can’t my into work today Boss: car’s broken. the bus. what about have a Me: I don’t bus. SANDRA PP3 Cost 25p plus network rate. You will be charged even if your text is not published could you please print a picture of hayley mcqueen from...

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