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re Alan Sugar tweet being racist! Get over yourselves people, we used to have a sense of humour in the country. Comments etc on any colour or creed can be deemed as offensive depends how you read it! Please stop this foolishnes­s. Liz Ipswich xx

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Lord Sugar, you stand before this kangaroo court accused of having a sense of humour within earshot of the P.C. Brigade, a shower of snowflakes, a bunch of miserable old farts and a glut of attention seekers: How do you plead, Bemused, Bewildered, Angry or all three? Bromull

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British gas advertisin­g half price tickets for alton towers theme park as rewards on your gas bill. Why don’t they rewards the customers with half price gas bills! Theme parks are for kids not for people who are too old to go on rides so their rewards are worthless to the customers just another rip off for the bill payer. fat Edwin long eaton

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The graffiti artists? I feel sorry for the train driver, their stupidity will haunt him forever. Tasty Tone

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It’s sad those guys were killed by a train, but when people are out at night spray painting on private property it is vandalism. So they were graffiti vandals not artists. Perhaps what happened to them will deter others from ruining our railways. TLB

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Governent tax alcohol and tobacco why not cannabis? They don’t care if u drink and smoke uself 2 death they just want your money like winston churchill said “keep em happy but keep em poor.” Jimi Peters diss

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Police Federation’s Board, Simon Kempton is to reconsider the prohib on drugs, after meeting William Hague for an after dinner smoke, the police are to replace pepper spray with skunk spray, the armed response with heroin tranquilli­ser guns, truncheons with spliffs, courts into cannabis cafes, prisons into holiday camps, police stations into rehab centres, Theresa May has replied, we’re nearly there! Red fred

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there seems to be a lot of talk about cannibals lately, seems to be a growing problem x. sexy heather

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william vague calling for legalised dope – funny, I thought he already was one! Snowhite and her 6 other dwarfs

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To p*** ed off worker: you have a distorted view of the unemployed youve obviously never been to DWP. The unemployed are treated worse than junkies under tory regime – you do not get to lie in bed all day as you seem to think. Bt

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4 million pounds a year for an empty school. Who’s getting the money? Makes you wonder at the naivety and stupidity of councils around the country. JEFFNI burnley

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Macintosh fire: it’s their own fault for not putting in SPRINKLER SYSTEM after the FIRST fire. Nervous Elk

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We all know that the NHS is a global beacon. But surely it’s time it was dimmed so that only people in this Country can see it? LEO,LEEDS

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National Lottery: When Camelot’s contract runs out in 2023 it should be given to NHS. Why were they given a long contract? BONEHEAD

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to road runner, if you think by getting Tories out you will stop foreign aid you must be a fool, Labour wud give even more. Geoff

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People clamour for St George’s Day to be made a public holiday ? I wonder how many of them realise St George was a Roman soldier of Greek descent? There’s not much English about that is there? Night Nurse

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With so many names of players in this World Cup ending in ich then surely it’s only a matter of time before someone brings on a sandwich. LTd wolves

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This continenta­l footy is rubbish. 60 Short passes before moving forward an inch? Good old English Was better – players actually ran around opponents with the ball! No doubt it’s a “Thiefa’ Coaching Directive that all teams play the same way? Doesn’t feel like a World Cup either cos

90% play in our league! AA

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That loud foul mouth Lineker needs a whole pkt of Walkers crisps shoved in his gob with it firmly stuck with tape 2 stop his filthy language. Why does the Beeb allow it? Smiffy

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A workmate said I’ve no sense of humour, I said to him, ‘you’ve no sense of dress! that frock you wore on Friday was... where you running off to?

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Simply put a % sign after your age to see how dead you are! FUNKY LEVEN

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2 blokes came knocking at my door one said we want to talk to you about jesus. I said “why what’s he done now”. tony worksop

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may I say a big thank you to the people of newcastle, they were so helpful when we got lost trying to find freemans hospital. Never been to newcastle and was getting really stressed so thanks again. tillie x ®

big bopper newcastle

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