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Well done David Davis, someone needs to stop May selling us out! We voted OUT! Not still being ruled by EU for decades! Mooseman

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RHUBARB, RHUBARB! Here we go – Theresa’s tory tart beginning to crumble yet again! Now it’s David Davis leaving the table @ the Chequers after party! SAM the Sous Chef

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Dear theresa you said no deal is better than a bad deal then stick to your guns and walk away now. the Salford rocket

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With the latest results on brexit it appears Teresa May does not run the country, the civil service runs it so it doesn’t matter if the Torys or Labour or Liberals run it. And the civil service are totally remainers so brexit has no chance. we’ve bin conned. Blueleader

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Surprise surprise another prime minister ready to sign away even more of our country to brussels. alan in teesdale

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How can 2 Remainers May & sidekick Robbins be allowed to negotiate Brexit. It’s an absolute farce.

JASPER

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May promises to end European migration. She could have done it long ago as

4 EU countries have ignored Barnier & Co and closed their borders.

BONEHEAD

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people need another vote on brexit if not thats the end ov democracy. megg

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Why are all Brexit meetings NEXT WEEK it goes on & on. Should be EVERYDAY and get it sorted. I really am p***ed off with Brexit. PIP.

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Get rid of the useless May and her Tory scumbag party, Gareth Southgate, should be the next prime minister, he is a true leader, a caesar, a god among mere mortals, blah blah blah, we will take Brexit on penalties, dance the Kolo when we destroy Croatia, then crush Barnier and eat his frogs legs. Is that the alarm? It must be time to get up.

Red fred

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Let’s all get behind this England team irrespecti­ve of what club sides you support and cheer them on to win the world cup. we all know they are good enough. ian woking

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I was having breakfast this morning and I spilt a trio of beans down my front. turned out I had 3 heinz on my shirt. Nailbox phil

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Brave and heroic: what’s brave and heroic about grown men kicking a ball about. The firemen fighting the fires on the moors are brave and heroic. Not overgrown boys. big dave.

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So a hosepipe ban as short water I’ve noticed what about car washes using buckets of water washing cars. Are they banned from using water

Dennis Southampto­n

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With a hosepipe ban looming, i wonder how many of the people moaning about it PAY the extra £45 a year on top of their water bills to use a hosepipe as i do. bet there are loads of them watering their gardens illegally.

MACHINE HEAD

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No doubt even now movie makers are fighting for the rights to tell the story about those poor Thai boys and their coach trapped in that cave.

LEO, LEEDS

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what wud all the idiots who parade the big plastic trump blimp do if russia or north korea visited a country in such dissaray as ours is at present. pretend ur poisin em or shootin em. WE NEED THE HELP of all major world countries wen we get out of the brexit BOG HOLE. jimmy wigan

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sadiq khan should be sacked for inciting trouble for allowing them to fly that baby trump during trumps visit – he’s a disgrace and needs to go.

Gary kiernan from Manchester.

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Why should the drunks and drug users be placed in rehab when surely the people suffering with a mental illness ought to be priority. THE PLEB

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This is one greedy country. Taxes, food, fuel, energy, water, car insurance the list goes on. Welcome to ripoff Britain. ANNE FIELD

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The internet was supposed to make us the most informed generation instead the opposite is happening how can u not know what a cow is and bred for beef and milk look things up people and educate yourselves. joe

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A lorry load of wigs was stolen last night. police are combing the area.

MISS MARPLE

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How do you tell if a scotsman is a macdonld? lift his kilt and see if he has a quarter-pounder. shug of clydebank.

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A prisoner on death row was asked if he would like a final request before his execution. He asks to sing a song. The govenor grants his request. in front of watching tv and newspaper reporters the prisoner starts singing ‘a million green bottles’. geordie ray

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