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James Martin for top gear. Please don’t. After Clarkson the second most arrogant t **t on telly. Big Jock Devon

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Congrats to Simon Pegg on beating his demons. Shaun Of The Dead one of the best comedy horrors ever. Den, Perth

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I think Tony Shaloub, from Monk, would make a great Columbo! You can almost hear him saying “Just one more thing...” DG Edinburgh

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I think bill Murray could play Colombo. mr coffee

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could somebody sack the scriptwriters we’ve had carmel now the dingles – how much more grief are we going to get? I hope not the next nine months. I thought eastenders and amerdale were soaps. neal blackpool

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i live at a home for lonely retired old jockeys we get a mug of oveltine and a viagra tablet for supper oveltine to make us sleep and viagra tablet to stop us from rolling out of bed. kip selby

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found a note on me windscreen. It said sorry for wrecking ur car, thrs a cop watching me over the road he thinks im leaving u me details but I’m not!

Swamp Duck

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Can’t ruddy believe it! 2019 calendars in the shops already it’s only July 9th – christmas cards will be next. Bidgie in Buxton