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a mob 600 strong kills nearly 300 protected crocodiles out of petty revenge cause a croc killed one man. Humans wipe out entire species, lay waste to ecosystems. Crocodiles have been on earth since before the dinosaurs they have survived asteroid impact, volcanic upheaval and several ice ages but along comes a stupid upright ape with a god complex and they are on the verge of extinction. Come on, humanity wake up we’re not gods, we’re the devil. Challenger

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We must stop the government putting staffies on the dangerous dogs list. My staffie is the softest creature on earth and my constant companion. It’s never about the dog, it’s the owners who are bad. Jo M

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the 16yr old who has bin charged with murder of a 6yr old girl. It’s deja vu, the Bulger case. He will get put in a place where he will get 3 meals, playstatio­n, TV etc. Then he’ll have new I.D. released, then reoffend. Same old incompeten­t laws, wrong decisions.

Swamp Duck

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Triple killer Joanna Dennehy is writing blood soaked erotic fiction in her cosy cell and wants it turned into a film!

Is it any wonder criminals, killers and murdering terrorists want to stay in our jails. Jimmy wigan

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No Mally it is not a christian country, it is Pagan land overrun by a bunch of middle eastern cults! Dodgey-Rogey

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Donald Trump for PM he would sue the a*** off of EUC, border wall between England and Scotland, life means life in prisons, suspected terrorists shot on spot.Yeah I’d go for that. TonyB

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For the first time in recent history 2 military giants are making moves towards a safer world and all the critics of Trump can say is he has committed treason!!! Blueleader

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if it wasn’t for moronic protesters wouldn’t have needed so much police. Scotlands full of bigots, old firm, anti English etc. Trump welcome back by most Scots. Working class scot

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The uk & its spineless government are a laughing stock. We need a leader like Trump who speaks the truth & stands by it. bolton bird

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a spaceport for Scotland! Jolly good! Perhaps the first rocket cud hav a well strapped in nic sturgeon in her quest to b first minister of an independen­t universe? Lily the pink

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Bearing in mind that Blair, the Bagdhad Butcher, is 90+% responsibl­e for residents of the new £300 million Military Trauma Centre, will he be making a multi-million pound atonement contributi­on? Bromull

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To claim that Jeremy Corbyn has no policies of his own Mooseman: Why don’t you try reading the last Labour Party Manifesto? Too many joined up words I expect? Johnny Roberts

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Theresa May should think about what Margaret Thatcher would have done to these remainders. She would have sacked the lot of them and got on with the job! Grant Hately

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The grime minister has changed the brexit plans (again) in the hope the deal becomes so unpalatabl­e for the E.U. they won’t accept it. Who cares about what th E.U. wants? The people voted leave so just leave, what is it that’s difficult to grasp? Snelgrave,glaschu

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boris johnson says britian must belive in itself – we do but it’s you and your paray people don’t believe in. Jay

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When UK went decimal everything quadrupled in price – same will happen with brexit. Jimi peters diss

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It’s the English who are the real hypocrites. On this forum banging on about immigratio­n into their country day after day. The team they were all raving about in the World Cup had immigratio­n all through it – 2 faced.

Jambo Jimmy

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‘Pussy Riot’ invaded the pitch. Feminist protest group. They want all political prisoners released, I think they have just increased the number. Alan T

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Fans want a statue of Gareth Southgate in Crawley. Why? He’s done f*** all. MONKEYBOY

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gary lineker is worth £1.7m for asking rio ferdinand knock knock jokes. I am wasted as a scaffolder. red raymod

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Paris metro 2 re-name stations after footy stars we have already named our entire network – dier.

SUNDANCE

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after group stages they should draw teams out like European cup so it’s not fixed. juice bike john

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when the americans went into space they spent a millon dollars on a pen that could write in zero gravity. The russians just took a pencil. tony

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anti-ageing cream doesn’t work. A goo goo ga ga. AL, DURHAM

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What do you get if you pull your knickers up to your armpits? A chest of drawers. MISS MARPLE

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OMG You know you’re getting old when you find yourself keeping potted plants. Den, Perth

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A fine is a tax 4 doing wrong, a tax is a fine 4 doing well. Diddums

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