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thank god the two IS terrorist BEHEADING thugs are being sent to US and not here because theyd only be recruiting sat in a cosy cell watered and fed. PITY the poor people they beheaded cant enjoy that luxury!

Jimmy wigan

May says let’s get on with Brexit deal, WOW! we’ve been saying that for TWO years! Mooseman

Imagine the scene: Top operator Dave quits because he hates the patient – Brexit. Tessa, an inept junior (who also hates the patient) is drafted in, she creates complicati­ons to hamper the success of the operation. Then, a lot less than half way in, she announces her shift is over and she is going on a six-week holiday! The whole Establishm­ent is so astounded – they go with her, leaving the patient helpless on the table! Time to call in an operator who does not hate the patient. Trevull

World war 2 was 70 years ago. Brexit is a terrible backward step for british working class heroes. Jimi Peters diss norfolk.

If you remainers think we will believe all the doom and gloom fairy tales you are telling us then that makes you as stupid as you obviously think we are. alan in teesdale

Jacob Rees-Mogg belatedly admits Britain will feel no benefit from Brexit for at least another 50 years. The only people who will enjoy any immediate benefit from Brexit are the wealthiest 1% of the population. Nearly all the people who voted for Brexit will be dead by 2069. Do they now accept that they’ve been taken for mugs?

Johnny Roberts

Stop all this backslidin­g & negotiatio­ns May the longer it goes on the worse it gets. Do something positive it’s turning into a farce.

MONKEYBOY

It lets you know that brexit is a disaster when ex pm john major is warning that its a disaster waiting to happen. jay

I had no time for Thatcher but she would have sorted Brexit out in months not Years. She’d have wiped the floor with Juncker & Barnier.

ANNE FIELD

All Barnier does in negotiatio­ns is put obstacles in our way. Pull out May. Enough is enough. We are sick of you & Brexit. JASPER

Brexit: Absolutely p****d off with all these negotiatio­ns. Stop stalling May get on with it and just LEAVE everyone is fed up with you. ANON

50yrs of austerity with no deal this was not on the ballot paper.

Stevie,m/well.

The superior man understand­s righteousn­ess, the inferior man understand­s profit, hows that for summing up mrs may’s gangsterme­nt?

Snelgrave, glaschu

It’s not taken the parasites long to charge for use of the sun? The gas suppliers moaning the hot weather has cut their profits, and they will have to put the price of gas up to recoup the loss? Should have the gas pipe put up their rear end. Rebel

With autumn and winter fast approachin­g, it won’t be long before the greedy energy firms put the prices up again. THE PLEB

new gov study says farmland birds and butterflie­s in serious decline. New UN study warned the worlds soils face exhaustion and depletion. The horrifying reality was in Rachel Carson’s 1962 book The Silent Spring on pesticides. A silent spring means a silent world! Ban them now, go all organic. denise

Britain used to be a country of “Free speech “. Now thanks to the loony lefties you have to watch and carefully edit every single word you utter.

Grant Hately

My boss sez if I ever dare mention him in a text I’m in bother ‘big style’. So best not mention Barry the [CENSORED]. BoltonFaz

If there a shortage of profession­al jockeys due to obesity, wud trainers consider me? At 7 st 7 lbs, fit except for 5 major health issues, I know a horse has a head, tail and leg each corner. I wud like to ride Bar, Also Ran or Others as these old horses r exhausted appearing at every meeting and i think i cud spur them on. Open to offers! Lily the pink

MPs want total ban on Fur Sales. Cows are in an up roar over the leather trade. Ed Chat, London

someone stole a pair of the mrs’ nickers off the washing line . . . not bothered about the pants but can we have the 36 pegs back please. TATS

my mate once made love for 1hr 10 mins but it was the night we put the clocks forward 1hr. tony the window cleaner worksop FUNKY LEVEN

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