Roll up, roll up, roll up for the greatest pay rise extravaganza in hisTORY, doctors, soldiers, teachers et al! ‘That’s great news, when does the rise kick in?’, ‘Get real, you silly little pleb, we only announced it, it’s up to you to find the funds – we’re handing you f*** all! Tut! What planet are these minions on? Bromull

public sector workers ‘get’ 2% pay rise after 10 years of 1% pay cap – still a drop in wages in real terms. But councils will have to find the cash to pay them which will mean even more cuts locally but make it look like the government is helping!! judy b

About £2.50 a week pay rise for Public Sector after 10 year freeze. Is government taking the P ** S. SCOUSE

Isn’t it marvellous eh!! The incompetents running the mod are shutting RAF scampton to save millions – how about getting rid of the civvie MOD and let the armed forces do their own buying not alone but with a think tank of ex forces MPs. The Mackem

The MOD are trying to scuttle a deal to build the type 31e frigate in UK shipyards, by offering out the contract to the cheapest bidder in a cost cutting move that will affect UK ship building workers, more back stabbing from the penny pinching Tory party by scumbag defence secretary sir Gavin Williamson. This act of betrayal comes at a time of real job insecurity due to the Tories Brexit fiasco and is a real kick in the rivets. Red fred

Note to Grime minister may & her cohorts, stay on holiday for good and that way we can get someone in to sort brexit properly since you lot are making a complete pigs ear of it.

Snelgrave, glaschu

i won’t listen to gary lineker’s thoughts on football so why would i listen to him rant on about another referendum. durham al

Gary Lineker wants to block Brexit. Seems people who earn millions a year just don’t understand. We voted out. Were coming out. Stick to what you know Gary. Very little. Phalanx

Gary Lineker is entitled to his opinion regarding Brexit but calling for another vote because things are becoming complicated isn’t the answer. The majority of the population voted to leave, but over two years down the line because the people negotiating it are predominantly leavers we are at an impasse. I am sick of being called a racist or someone who doesn’t know what he voted for. I am neither. Theresa May has made an absolute dogs dinner of the whole thing and has betrayed the 17 million plus voters who want out of the increasingly autocratic European Union that is run by corrupt and self serving imbeciles. gts

so smug faced pratt lineker wants to stop brexit... if he loves the EU so much move to an EU country and stay there and stay off our TV. stig2

Jeremy Corbyn has always been critical of the EU and voted against every EU treaty. When he was a backbencher people paid little attention so he could speak his mind but the mainly middle class cult that sees him as the messiah is mostly against Brexit, hence his fudged position. Bigger men Tony Benn and Michael Foot would have stuck to their principles. Rupert Fast

This is the most stupid bunch of MPs in my lifetime. We should put REAL people in power not amateurs. I feel sorry for the children now, what a thought, run by the millionaires and toffs. THE PLEB

The UK makes nothing now, why pull up the drawbridge on our allies? If there was a war next july in france or germany how would planes get into EU airspace?

Stevie, m/well

tell the water companies (who are losing billions of gallons of our drinking water; yet still making billions of pounds per year) that if they can’t stop the leaks, then the government will. We stop the leaks and the country earns wealth. jpc oldham

Ambulance outside Tesco Northwich gets parking ticket. Sack the moron who give it. ANNE FIELD

with all these women sleeping rough it opens the door to another jack the ripper madge

Geordies scared of the dark! They leave the lights on at night in the hope that they don’t get burgled. AL UP NORTH

must comment on the poodle on the train seat. Poodles dont cast their coat thats why they’re clipped. my bedlington went all over the country on the train. he loved it. VIV NOTT

tom jones has released one of his greatest hits for the heat wave “the brown brown grass of home”. tony worksop

Tip i heard for heat. put a bowl of ice cubes below your fan to cool down. WURZEL

Come on Gazza, what are you playing at saying you will knock out danny Dyer? Get in the queue bonny lad. Duffy