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bearing in mind the ongoing distressin­g scenes from around the world and now california wildfires i wonder if pres trumpton is going to change his mind on global warming and the general all round pollution of our beautiful planet. robtin

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stig2: not liking this oppressive heat does not make us doom-mongers. Many of us with health problems suffer more, like my daughter who has 2 lung diseases and cannot breathe! What about the farmers and fruit growers who are losing their crops. We care about the wider picture and don’t just sit in a little heat bubble getting a tan! Think about others for a change.

Hull hazel

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that stalker of tv celeb christine lampard must have thought xmas had come early. How on earth is he still walking free? Justice not done. angst

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our prisons are the only ones in the world like a holiday camp. time this country woke up and treated these people like the scum they are. nanny val

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Southgate in line for FIFA award. We came 4th for f*** sake. we only played 2 decent teams and got beat by them. And we had an easy qualifying group.

MONKEYBOY

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Demi Lovato: i wish you well and are back up and bright soon! some times our demons take us over! loz, preston

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Re Red Stevie Mac Boro: You are DELUDED. corbyn hates the working class. I’m 51 and working class. I wouldnt trust or vote for corbyn if he was the ONLY politician in this country.

Dman

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Barnier has got the 27 countries in EU exactly where he wants them. They’re all terrified of him. Lets go our own way May. LEAVE NOW.

BONEHEAD

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That Barnier really should grow up. he’s another t**t throwing his toys out of the pram. WALK AWAY MAY. MONKEY, London

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May is told “Don’t expect EU nations to back you”. Only one thing for it then and that’s a CLEAN BREAK. they’ll soon come crawling back to us. SCOUSE

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What a ‘fantastic’ piece of scaremonge­ring by pseudo-Brexiteer May. ‘Remain calm’ she urges. ‘We can stockpile food and medicine in the event of a no-deal’. For once, Mrs May LISTEN! We’d welcome a no-deal as opposed to your RAW deal. just sod off and hand the reins to a GENUINE Brexiteer, thankyou. Trevull °

is it any wonder britain’s in a mess. all the torys care about is millionair­es and shareholde­rs. jay

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I don’t get people in this country. Why do working class go out and vote Tory thinking that somehow they’ve got their interests at heart when all they really care about is themselves and their rich mates. Spend money on police, cut crime and prop up the NHS? Don’t make me laugh. They couldn’t give a monkeys about anyone.

Johnno, Leeds

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Great holiday in Turkey. Food was good, weather was brilliant 40° and the people so nice. What was missing? My Daily Star. so good to get back.

Farouk Crosshill

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poor jose mourinho has been in complete agony now for 3 yrs. PLEASE give the poor man sum STRONG constipati­on tablets and let him go and have a MASSIVE S**T. Perhaps he can then learn how to smile again. Jimmy wigan

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Couldn’t agree more with Rocky, Essex. Eamonn Holmes, Ruth and Keith Lemon are everywhere and are almost as annoying as Amanda ‘look at me im lovely’ Holden. Ches

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OMG, everywhere you look on the telly at the moment, it’s Keith Lemon, Coleen Nolan and other no-marks who are neither funny, clever or worth listening to. Can we not just get some new people in to host our favourite shows. Starting to drive me a bit nuts.

Anne, Manchester

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Why do so many women believe a man is only masculine if he’s plastered with tons of trashy and tacky tattoos and has stubble which suggests he can’t be bothered shaving? tattoohate­r

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The weatherman says it’s hot in Jersey. Why doesn’t he just take it off then? AL

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When i was born i was a caesarean birth so now when i go out the house i go through the window. tony the window cleaner, worksop

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Me gran asked me if i’d comb her hair for her. I said stick yer chin out i’ll start there! THE DEMON BARBER

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My fish are acting a bit strange. i think they’ve been on the seaweed again. THE HAPPY HIPPY

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What’s the chatanooga choo choo? a talking train. I’ll not make a song and dance about it. AL, DURHAM

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A carrot shortage? What’s up doc?

Steve Rhyl

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