Here we go again, British Police going back to Ibiza to patrol the streets WHY? We hardly ever see any coppers on the streets where I live, but we can send them to do the Spanish Police’s work, CRAZY! Fred Haydock

The Trussell Trust needs more Donated food for hungry children who rely on free school meals. The use of food banks has trebled in areas where Universal Credit has been rolled out. People are forced into nothing more than slave labour jobs resulting in more children living with poverty. In a country ranked the sixth richest this is a national scandal. I am all right scumbag Tory voters should be ashamed, this is Victorian Britain. Red fred

We should make convicts pick litter up in local high streets, parks, schools. stevie,m/well

Governments havn’t got the guts to bring back hanging so let’s have a Referendum. They’d soon have one if one of their own was murdered. BONEHEAD

nigel farage loves britain an wot it stands for with a passion, he an boris wer the key to brexit with their motto we want our country back!! Its imperative he has a role to see this thru because we need him. Nobody else has the testicles to tell the eu wer leaving! But if u want stil to discuss dealing with us wer welcome to talk, if not, it’s ur loss.

jimmy wigan

i pray the people of peterborough: will c what a wonderful opportunity they have by putting nigel in 2 sort out brexit. ex squaddie

Theresa May preparing meeting with cabinet over Brexit, NEXT MONTH. F*** me when are these meetings going to end. Pull your finger out May. MONKEYBOY

scaremongering remoaners maintain 35,000 yung brit seasonal workers wil lose jobs in greece and spain if we hard brexit. No they won’t when we shove out the equivalent number of EU citizens working in UK in various industries. Be plenty of job opportunities for our home grown youngsters. Lily

Let’s ask Noel Edmonds to sort Brexit. Deal or no deal! Steve Rhyl

so TRUE BRIT tommy robinson is freed and goes on holiday. Does he holiday in this country and give his money to our economy? NO, he goes abroad. Time for his supporters to smell the coffee. Frogspit

ref Steve Rhyl winning £2.90 on the euromillions, you won 40 pence because your stake was £2.50. Camolet contributed 40p to your mcflurrys whoop whoop. ALFIE LINCS

seeing the beautiful pictures of the mums breastfeeding, the most natural thing for mums to do. Stevie b

i hope the fad for breastfeeding babies in public will pass. This is blatant exhibitionism by some mums who in sheer defiance of discreet protocol lob out a mammary from buses to cafes and glance menacingly at the discomfort of ppl close by. Express yr milk into a bottle as women did up until a few years ago. Lily the pink

the BIG6 are raking in an extra £4bn p.a. from the 12m fools who choose to stay with them. Mrs. May is gonna ‘cap energy prices’, this oft repeated chestnut (6th edition) will cause next the hike. I urge the 12m to shop around, your misguided loyalty is met with financial contempt. Trevull

how about a tax on those who BBQ as stench and smoke must be killing the ozone, I have lung problem and BBQ is killing me. HEAT HATER

Tolls at the Severn Bridge raking in £50,000 a day. Easy money ripping off motorists. NICE GUY

Man city boss says a lot of players are not fit after world cup? Could understand it if they had a job, but all they do is chase a ball on a grass pitch for 90mins. It’s not a proper mans job. col

it shows how much leeds utd hav declined over the yrs when 3 times as many people went 2 c LEEDS PRIDE sun than went 2 elland rd 2 c them! CLIVE SWEENEY

why wud an orange kit b offensive 2 catholics? our irish flag has orange in it. Mary

Why on earth do some families need 2 or 3 cars? No wonder we have global warming. THE PLEB

Took pirates tip and put qcumba and letis in my baccy to keep it moist now it’s like smoking a salad. Nowt a bit salad cream won’t sort out!

TOM-ATO

had a meal at the local Chinese, the bar man kept spilling the rice wine, he got the sake. China crisis

Two tramps walk past a church and start to read the gravestones. The first tramp says, ‘Bloody hell this bloke was 182!’ ‘oh yeah’ says the other. ‘What was his name?’ ‘Miles, from London’.

Chicken George Shrewsbury

I’ve got two loves in my life, me and my shadow. BILLY NOMATES Steve de la Salle