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How the hell did bangham make chief constable? Doesn’t he know a speedo is not an accurate machine hence 10%+ 2. SUNDANCE
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the cops now want to fine anybody for doing 1mph over speed limit, well I say the next time cops want help from public tell em to F *** off. Geoff
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How can councils be expected to organise and pay for events to commemorate the war dead when they’re being starved of money by the Tory Government? Johnny Roberts
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Our poor beleaguered MPs needing more cash to help pay for more staff due to their Brexit caseload – they should not have taken 6 weeks off. What about hard working people no pay rise for years, they have had to make do, don’t forget public service funding cut to the bone, they are nothing but a shower of lazy pampered t***s, they really are taking the p*** they have never done a days graft, let them earn their corn like the rest of us. Red fred
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Doing crossword in paper clue (crime of betraying your country 7 letters) I put ‘Tory MPs’ but it would not fit with answers to other clues?
rebel
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They say theresa may is left handed & jeremiah corbyn is right handed, this is untrue as all politicians are, without exception, extremely underhanded.
Snelgrave, Glaschu
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I feel the need to share the following phenomenal statement with fellow texters, ‘I have a pal who still believes in Jeremy Corbyn’, I have no idea why, but there it is!
Bromull
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I think it’s too late for Mogg, Farage & Co to do something about May it should have been done long ago before Chequers. It’s a sell out. Liverpool
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the british lady who fell overboard in the Adriatic is one lucky lady and owes the seamen who rescued her a lot. robtin
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Britains worst rail firm boss gets £16k pay rise. All they do in this country is rub your f ***** g nose in it.
SCOUSE
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whats the point spending millions on the high speed rail line no one will be abele to afford the rail tickets.
Traveller
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taxes on plastic bagz! Now maybe tax on cafe cups, stil see fast food resterantz not trustin uk public with metal cutlery – u hav greesy fingas pmsl. ARFAGREEK
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birmingham prison out of control. Run by inmates terrorising lags and staff. Easy solution. Hand its running to families of victims of murder, rape, paedophilia, muggings, drink/drug crime, etc. What wud b left after blind eye turned wud b terrified lags swearing never to err again. Lil
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So 1 foreign crook held every 3 minutes & water meters adding 60% to our water usage – and you wonder why the public are getting very p***ed off with the goverment. Paul lancs
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One in 3 criminals is foreign so why arent they deported? We would be if we were in their countries.
GRAFTER
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so droves of radicalised brit jihadis are goin into syria n iraq!! And gavin williamson promised he wud hunt down n kill any brit jihads returning to our soft country. WHERE IS HE!
Jimmy wigan
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thanks to the wonderful hot Summer, delighted to read the ubiquitous Vegetable from Smell, the brussel sprout cud be off the Xmas dinner plate cos of lack of water. How this sulphuric horror hasn’t split families over Xmas when it explodes from Grandads digestive system is way beyond me!
Lily the pink
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You printed a selection of the top jokes from this year’s Edinburgh Fringe but none of these so called comedians are funnier than the Star texters. Spud Jenkins Headingley
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Congrats on the 40th Anniversary of the daily star. Paul Redman
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to Steve, hull: I am really pleased that my gig text brought back memories for your dear mum. Even though I was too young to go to gigs in the 60s, I remember all the bands you mention & liked them all. Hearing them on my dear mums little radio she always had on daily in the kitchen. Sadly she is no longer with us but your text brings back fond memories of her singing along to bands in the sixties. I did manage to go along and see the Stones at Knebworth in the seventies though, happy days.
STORMBRINGER
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Oh please Ed! No more pictures of a half naked Greg Wallace! Or a fully clothed one for that matter! Made me feel quite ill. Obnoxious man!
JoM
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tyson fury who are u kidding two farces and u want to fight detonay wilder. im betting my house u are going to get beat. deluded. Big Ben, Donny
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How many more years do we have to put up with channel 4 repeating FRASIER and EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND the channel is a joke. BOB YORK