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Apparently leaving the EU without an agreement will be more devastating to the NHS than the Millennium Bug, which we know caused global havoc. Er no, it didn’t, did it? the marriage is over. dump the May Lizard and let’s get OUT now! Why does the word ‘QUISLING’ keep popping into my head? Trevull

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nhs scaremongering saying a hard brexit wil mean shortage of prescribed drugs. There r stockpiles of painkillers, antibiotics, anaesthetics and known viral vaccines in event of war, civil unrest or natural disasters to treat ppl. As for methadone users, ur on yr own, sweat it out. Lily the pink

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The tories go on about corbyn and venezuela. well hullo, this is the way no deal brexit will affect the uk. Fighting over a loaf. THE PLEB

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people are sick with worry over this brexit. madge

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Let me run the Birmingham prison. i would clean the place up and any drug users would get another 2years. no cuts and sod prisoners’ rights and snowflakes. Stockton jeff

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I liked the sandwich instructions you printed for Nick Knowles and I admire your restraint in not printing which end he should shove it in.

Duffy

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Liam fox is no doctor or minister, if he was he would know what austerity is doing to our kids and mentally ill.

stevie, m/well

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one mile an hour over the limit. bloody stupid. Is Anthony bangham trying to have every driver banned from the road. alan

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Drivers getting picked on again for going 1mph over limit. Another one sitting in his office with f*** all to do. Get a life Bangham. JL

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Chief Constable Bangham’s fine & points for driving 1mph over limit. He should be doing something about crime in West Mercia. 84,000, up 4%.

SCOUSE

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So go over 1mph over the speed limit and you face a £100 fine. Come on, it is so easy to go 1mph over the speed limit. I did not know they had turned the speed cameras on and were using the money from speed awareness courses to fund them. lol, halifax

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How low can some scumbags get stealing from a foodbank? How do they fkg sleep at night. AL, DURHAM

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we should get rid ov all these mps, lords and royalty. make britain a fair country and get people into parliament who understand the needs ov people. donna °

why are our mps who we voted for not mentioning the bedroom tax. its making a lot of people homeless and hungry. please wake up. we need your help. mac west midlands

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The only thing this tory goverment will be rememberd for is homelessness and poverty. jay

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No smoking? What about the poison motorists spew out every day.

Dave, Stoke

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wot a disgrace councils snubbing centenary of troops killed in first world war. all the fuss abt harry and megan’s wedding! wot a disgrace. bet if it wos one of the royals it wuld be different. london tone

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JACK THE RIPPER A WOMAN: IT MAKES SENSE, NO GUILT, REGRETS AND NO REMORSE. EXPLAINS FEMALE ARTIFACTS LEFT BY BODY AND NO ASSAULTS.

LAWMAN

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Tyson Fury: Danny Dyer could give him a fight. just saying. PUSS IN BOOTS

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England in trouble in third test. step in Ben Stokes. he’ll sort them out. O.W. ZAT

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As the song goes ‘it’s beginning to look a lot like christmas’. Are the shops avin a giraffe? for christ’s sake it’s only august.

BAD SANTA

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A sprout shortage, less sprouts on Christmas Day? Less rood noises on Boxing Day! Steve Rhyl

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a jokey poem: The BBC news does make me snooze because it is so boring. 5 mins in, after my din, I’m off, away and snoring! Steve de la Salle (Axe the BBC licence fee)

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Had a chinese last night. might try an indian tonight. H LECTER

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Trying to give up innuendo jokes, but it’s so hard! PUBLUNCH

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Just wondered if u can trust a Hawaiian. After all their i’s are too close together. Bimbo

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next time we have a drought, why not dilute the water. Jimbo, leigh centurions

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my mate was that fed up with the same sandwiches every day in his sandwich box he hung himself. at his funeral his wife said she could not understand it because he made his own sandwiches every day. tony worksop

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so i broke down. im on the side of the road. bloke drives past. i shouted out “r u a mechanic”. he said. “no im a chiropodist”. i said “give us a toe then”. big dave osborne prince the dog & family and anyone else who knows me & those that dont! enfield