Daily Star

DAD PENS BRUTAL CV FOR LAZY DAUGHTER

Joker labels Lauren, 16, messy & rude

- By RUTH McKEE ruth.mckee@dailystar.co.uk

THE prankster dad of a 16-year-old schoolgirl awaiting her GCSE results tomorrow has prepared a brutally honest CV for her.

Lauren Moore’s father Ian told potential employers she was “lazy”, “messy”, “ignorant” and “rude” – and always turned up late.

But he said that she was very good at “f***ing things up” when she helped out as an office assistant at his company, where her responsibi­lities included “browsing on Facebook, not listening and getting on her father’s t*ts”.

He also poked fun at his teenage daughter’s communicat­ion skills, claiming that she specialise­d in losing “all documentat­ion” – and “giving out client’s informatio­n to fraudsters. Listing her other work experience as “gardening”, he said she was very good at “digging holes looking for gold”.

But he implied she would be a health and safety nightmare on the factory floor.

“Chopping colleague’s toes off with a spade” was one of the hapless youngster’s “duties” according to the prank document.

He went on to say that Lauren, a pupil at Rye Hills School, in

Redcar, North Yorks, “doesn’t do mornings”, “hates people” and is a “typical 16-year-old”.

Then he suggested that anybody wanting a further reference should contact her

“probation officer Ben Dover”.

Fortunatel­y, Lauren, who lives in a £150,000 three-bedroom house, saw the funny side of her dad’s gag and posted the spoof CV on Twitter.

She told her followers: “Remind me not to let my dad do my CV for me.”

The amused teenager said he was “trying to get on my good side by being unfunny” and added: “The weirdo!”

Lauren’s Twitter friends also thought the CV was hilarious.

One of her pals commented: “This is so funny giving out all clients informatio­n to fraudsters.” Another said: “I’m screaming.” And a third tweeted: “I’m creased.”

 ??  ?? ®‘I DON’T DO MORNINGS’: Lauren posted the hilarious CV on Twitter
®‘I DON’T DO MORNINGS’: Lauren posted the hilarious CV on Twitter

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