Don’s little fella’s such a fun guy!
TRUMP TODGER ‘LIKE A CARTOON MUSHROOM’
MODEL Stormy Daniels has mocked US President Donald Trump for his “mushroom willy”.
In her latest swipe, the former stripper has revealed intimate descriptions of his penis – saying Trump knows it is “unusual”.
In her new book Full Disclosure, Daniels details her alleged encounter with Trump in 2006, when he is said to have chased her round a hotel room “like Benny Hill”.
Daniels, 39, claims it was the “least impressive sex” she has ever had.
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f***ed by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d**k like the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” she wrote.
She described the US President’s genitalia as “smaller than average”.
Daniels wrote
“he knows he has an unusual penis”. She added: “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”
The White House has always denied they slept together, but Trump admitted last month he had provided hush money – saying he knew only “later on”. Daniels – real name Stephanie Clifford, claims she bedded Trump after meeting him at a charity do in Lake Tahoe, Nevada, shortly after the birth of his son Barron.
She described Trump’s bodyguard inviting her to dinner – which ended with an invitation to the billionaire’s penthouse.
Daniels also details in the book how Trump offered her a spot on The Apprentice – and he promised to help her cheat to make sure she stayed on. The Star Says: Page 6