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JACKS is Tesco’s new basement price mini market. Why not call it Basement Jacks. Steve Rhyl

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Have I got this right, to combat the threat of rivals, Aldi n Lidl, Tesco open cut-price store Jacks NEXT to their own stores? Wow! That’ll show ’em! It reminds of the man who bought his neighbours yapping mutt to test how HE’D react to next door’s dog barking all night long! Bromull

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Tesco has missed the point of Lidl and Aldi, they’re cheap but the food isn’t rubbish. Judy b

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£350 million lost due to patients not turning up for appointmen­ts, simples send them a bill they won’t miss next appointmet. Pensioner

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Is there an election looming? Darling buds of May has shaken the money tree, 2bn has fallen out for social housing, she wants people to be proud of their social housing like the ones the Tories sold off or stripped from people thru the bedroom tax. 2bn enough to build a tent city for those her gov has made homeless. Red fred

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Theresa May is very patronisin­g looking down her nose when she told people to be proud in their council houses. Has she seen some of the trash that live in social housing among private housing making decent estates into hovels with ferral kids and loud music from idiot parents. Wise Ged

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Theresa May is going to keep us aligned with the EU. Instead of free trade we will be still shackled to Brussels. Paul h Scunthorpe

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Should turn the UK into alcatraz after brexit, won’t be able to get in or get out, be a island prison where the rich rule and the people suffer. Stevie, m/well

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All these brexiteers think we will have all this wealth after march, yes the 1% still will. The UK will be like pre victorian days, trump can’t wait to get his hands on the NHS and every public sector. WURZEL

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deal or no deal who do these politician­s think they are, noel edmonds? They should deliver what we voted for.

SE9 STEVE COYS

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The EU are using Ireland to blackmail the UK into getting nothing, no matter what the UK say the EU will turn it down and bring in Ireland to make sure that’s the only leverage they have and they know it.

GRAFTER

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After we leave the EU we can still use the word brexit to mean “to dash out the door whilst eating your breakfast!” Des the describer

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If proof were needed he was the Greatest boxer of all time, we now have Muhammad the most popular boys name and a storm named Ali. Grobbo

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So much for the wonder queensferr­y bridge – first storm of many to come: restrictio­ns. tubby leven

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The obesity epidemic isn’t helped by giving kids free travel on buses. Some only go one stop. Steve. London

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CROUCHY why have everybody been thinking how the hell did you pull her? (Abby), I for one have not. If you look close enough, their faces are very simular to me. Or do I need to go to specs savers? MACHINE HEAD

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Prince Harry mocking Peter Crouch... would he have had pick of the ladies were he not a royal? Ha dont think so. GINNY P

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maybe stormy wots her face shd do her pelvic floor exercises instead of blaming trump. She’s been round the block more than a few times mags

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Apparently hospitals are now in such a state that they are telling expectant mothers that there’s a 2 year waiting list before they can be admitted. LEO,LEEDS

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The Lawn Arranger. Three times a day trimming the lawn? I’ve just met a new fella, I hope he’ll do the same for me. Kate, Harrogate x

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some of those new housemates in the BB house remind me of random celebritie­s. Kenaley looks like 80s pop star Princess, tomasz Peter Kay’s character Geraldine & blonde Lewis Ken/Max Headroom. Heather j

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da chap run over today by steamrolle­r, in for long stretch.can be visited on ward 10,11n 12! jaynexx:):):)

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I did not know there were 3 rings in a marriage – engagment ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ant worksop

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Things don’t last long these days. I bought an EXIT sign and already it’s on the way out. GREGSA STOKE

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my mate can only sleep on stacks of old magazines – he’s got back issues. tony the window cleaner

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mooseman: happy friday n all txt. maniacs! love jayne

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re forum tue 18/09: lily the pink & mooseman, agree with you both! Too much doom, gloom & moaning on the page these days! Will do me best to contribute! Mark the escrickite

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When I’m sad I always read my blood donor ID, it always says B positive! Mooseman in the

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