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SNOWFLAKES at a university have banned clapping in case it makes students feel anxious.
But that’s not the only
Darts walk-on girls and Formula 1 grid girls. Models found themselves out of a job when snowflakes ranted it was objectification of women.
Friends. Snowflakes have blasted the 90s show over jokes about Monica’s weight (fat-shaming), Chandler’s drag-queen dad (transphobia) and Ross’s dislike of the male nanny (sexism).
Mr Men. A study said characters such as Miss Dotty and Little Miss Scatterbrain are portrayed as less powerful than men and offer a damaging image.
Adele’s birthday. The singer ignited ire when she threw a Titanicthemed bash. One critic wrote: “1,500 people died. Not a good party theme.”
Sex. Millennials are so scared of sex that one in eight is still a virgin by the age of 26.
Apu from The Simpsons. The cartoon’s portrayal of the Indian Kwik-E-Mart boss sparked fury thanks to his thick accent and stereotypical job.
Chocolate. Put down that bar – you might become obese! Instead millennials prefer protein-packed sports nutrition snacks... which often
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Frankenstein. Students now think Frankenstein’s murderous monster was actually a misunderstood victim with feelings.
James Bond. Younger viewers are horrified at his behaviour in the films, describing it as “sexist”, “rapist” and “rapey”.
Winston Churchill. Students targeted a Churchillthemed cafe objecting to the décor and claiming it celebrated colonialism.
Conkers. Snowflakes tried to stop kids playing with conkers for health and safety reasons.
Scrambling eggs. Iceland recently launched ready-made scrambled eggs for people who don’t know how to make them
Chicken. Or more accurately raw chicken. Sainsbury’s have launched touch-free meat as snowflakes don’t want to handle
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Themed bars. Don’t even think about a trip to a Japanese-themed bar – haven’t you ever heard of cultural appropriation?
Alexa. Amazon is adding new voices to its Alexa devices after moaners complained the gadget’s tones play up to the stereotype of “subservient women”. Fray Bentos metal tins. The meat pie firm are redesigning their tins because young people can’t get them open.
Pub crawls. Never mind a late-night trip round all the local boozing spots, snowflakes prefer to workout in the gym until late into the night
Punch and Judy. The seaside favourite makes fun of domestic violence according to snowflakes.
Magaluf. The boozy hotspot doesn’t scrub up well on social media, so young people are jetting to hotspots such as Thailand.
Being called snowflakes. Some 74% of 16 to 24-year-olds think the term is unfair and could have a negative effect on their mental health.
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