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Sir Billy Big Yin Connolly, trust a Scotsman to avoid funeral expenses by donating yourself to research! Lawman

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I wonder how much it cost us licence fee paying mugs for the BBC to advertise the new Dr Who in cinemas? Golden Oldie

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I would truly love to know how much of our money the BBC spent on their new Dr Who advertisin­g campaign? ANNE S

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an asian policewoma­n, interatial marriage and a black youth with a disability – just need two lesbians and the new Dr Who won’t upset PC BRIGADE at all.

BJC

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Regarding this clapping malarkey. So when you are in a studio audience will they no longer be holding up the CLAP NOW boards? Because that’s what they did when I was in the Graham Norton show’s audience.

Southern Cazza, Hull

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I.T.V. 3 are Reshowing Doc Martin but unfortunat­ely not in the correct chronologi­cal order. So something mentioned in the 1st episode wouldn’t be apparent until you saw the 2nd... There’s a numpty in charge. the Dodge

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The wife of snooker champ Mark Williams sent out a detailed tweet of their lovemaking plans but we never found out if she extended his cue. Alan Jenkins Sheffield

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