JUNGLE JUICE

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NOEL’S wife reckons her hubby and Jungle pal Harry are like the Chuckle Brothers after they hit it off with a tender massage and a spell in the emperor’s quarters together.

Liz, Noel’s third wife, says she loves the new partnership and reckons they could become pals back in England.

She said: “It’s like watching the Chuckle Brothers together or like those two Muppets, the old ones in the box.”

Liz, 49, pictured, arrived in Australia yesterday with their 15-year-old son Harrison. She expects her husband, 69, to be grooming himself for a reunion, saying: “He’ll be brushing his teeth, flossing.”

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NICK’S son gave airport officials a headache when he flew to Oz this week – he has 13 middle names on his passport. Tyrian-J, 24, and brother Charles arrived a lot later than fellow arrivals Keisha East, sister of Fleur, and Rita Simons’ mum Susan.

It takes a while to get through his middle names – Charlie Spencer Eric Edwin Harvey Cosworth Byron Darwin August Mayhem Beckett Nicholas Simon.

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NOEL says he saved five months of his life by putting a mannequin in his black cab so he could drive in bus lanes on the way to Deal Or No Deal sessions in Bristol.

The presenter boasted to campmates of his scam and revealed that when he was found out, he bought a bus instead.