DAWN: MY BOOBS ARE ANT & DEC
And guess what Mumford is...
DAWN French has revealed that she names her boobs Ant and Dec.
The funnygirl claims her breasts are even in proportion with the Geordie duo presenters.
She said: “My boobs are Ant and Dec because one is slightly smaller.
“And my more intimate areas are called Mumford and Sons because they are beardy.”
Dawn had the audience in stitches when she let slip her body secrets on The Graham Norton Show last night.
But the Vicar Of Dibley star is not alone.
Many celebrities have nicknames for their more private parts.
I’m A Celebrity star
Noel Edmonds calls his “Mr Happy and The Twins”. The Voice coach Sir Tom Jones refers to his willy as “Wendell”.
Magic Mike hunk Channing Tatum calls his “Gilbert”.
And pop star heart-throb Justin Bieber appears to have named his manhood “Jerry”.
Meanwhile, former Corrie beauty Catherine Tyldesley has branded her breasts “Betty and Bertha”. Baywatch legend Pamela Anderson christened her boobs “Pancho and Lefty”. Avengers actress Scarlett Johansson calls hers “My Girls”. Hollywood starlet Jennifer Love Hewitt likes to refer to hers as “Thelma and Louise”. And country music legend Dolly Parton often talks about her large cleavage as “Shock and Awe”.