MY friends are always saying I am so disorganised and am terrible at time-keeping.
But wait until they see what I’ve planned for my New Year’s Eve party.
I’m charging just under £20 a ticket. We’ll party like it’s £19.99.
My New Year’s resolution is to save enough money to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it.
Theresa May to take part in Strictly Come Dancing
2019: 25-1
Wills and Kate announce baby number four: 2-1 Love Island’s Jack and Dani to get engaged:
4-1
Cheryl to get married again: 5-1 Last year my then girlfriend said her resolution was to be a happier person – as she handed me a bag full of my stuff and kicked me out of the house.
I was so upset that I vowed to lose some weight. It took me months of piling on the pounds before I realised that chocolate oranges were not actually fruit.
The problem with resolutions for me is that they go in one year… and out the other. So 2018 is almost All-time UK temperature record (38.1C) to be beaten: 5-1 over and 2019 will soon be here – and what a cracking year we have in store.
If it’s anything like last year it will involve Brexit chaos, Trump madness, royal baby news and England doing well in a football tournament.
My pals at Ladbrokes and Paddy Power have compiled a list of wacky wagers that may see you boost your bank balance in 2019. Hottest summer ever: 5-2
Ant and Dec to split up:
100-1
Conor McGregor to get a reality TV show: 10-1
UK to win Eurovision:
33-1
Tupac confirmed alive:
50-1 Second EU referendum in 2019: 6-5
Harry and Meghan’s baby to be called Diana: 8-1