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So Sajid Javid has finally broken off his holidays to try and sort out the migrant crisis. Despite months of warnings nothing has been done to stop this fiasco. The government and France are meant to be working together to stop this before people start dying. Let’s all see what they do about it. Not much is my guess. Dave, South Wales
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If us Brits invaded foreign shores in gang master inflatables, u can bet we wouldn’t be peppered with cash & door keys. Den, Perth
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all the migrants that have come to uk illegally in dinghy’s should be deported/ flown back to their home countries Anon
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Why are these migrants coming here? With austerity and brexit looming it is US who should be fleeing the uk. THE PLEB
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We have to be firm on the migrants trying to get here. They are coming from a safe country, and should be returned there, the country they are coming from has accepted them, they are their responsibility now. If we are not firm and send them straight back, we will be inundated with them! Mooseman
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We went to school in the dark in the 60s we used things called street lights in the towns but country people didn’t but they still managed to get to school. Mr coffee.
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road tax was abolished in 1937 ask google when was road tax abolished in the uk and get the facts. Big billy
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All these RAF shows over buckingham palace, is not for our pleasure but the royals who look down on the rest of us. WURZEL.
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Only in the uk could your standard of living go backwards to the victorian times. Stevie, m/well
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hope Theresa May has seen her shrink over Xmas and unites the country when her deal is voted down it’s our country’s future she is meddling with
Paul h Scunthorpe a door I used to be but salesman to door i went to every house had got they said they one. Be a superstar in 2019: Send your pics to SelfieService@ dailystar.co.uk °
women are supposed to be the weaker sex but you try and pull the bed covers off them in the middle of the night.
anon
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4 gudness sake, don’t put rose west in front of parole board, she’ll b out next week. Bantaman
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rose west. here we go its only a matter of time before some devious crooked lawyer represents her for her release. big ben, donny
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I hope the nasty thugs who battered our lovely aj and his brother are sent to prison for a long time. this happens too often. nanny val
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We’re all doomed! by the way happy new year. ALMA GEDDON
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Remember… having sex on a regular basis keeps the brain active. Wishing you all a great 2016! FUNKY LEVEN
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Wishing all at the star and all the maniac texters a very happy and healthy 2019. AL
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to all at DS and Forum Texters. May yr larfter b hearty, yr sorrows short lived and yr life long. Happy New Year! Lily the Pink
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I’m a light sleeper, so does it mean my bed will last longer than 8 years, db Deal
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2 bert edinburgh. U carry on eating wot u like. Veg duznt make u weak and slim. Im vegan and built like a brick outhouse. Fill ya face lad. bolton bird
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The Ice Age melted when there was no planes, cars, buses, factories etc. Global warming is a con, it’s down to nature. POPEYE
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it gets my goat up when a child needs a legal drug to keep him alive can.t have it on the NHS because they say its too expensive but the next thing they say they are giving millions to the third world and call it humanitairian aid where the hell is the logic in that? neal blackpool
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all prog fans steve hackett new album “at the edge of light” out 25th jan!
Uncle rastus
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royal protocol states. u shd never turn ur back on the queen. why? isnt as if she’s going to nick anythink is it? she relies on us lot. swamp duck
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10,000 shops to close and the loss of thousands of jobs thanks to councils business rates & on line shopping so don’t be blaming Brexit. ANNE FIELD
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gotta get myself either an audi bmw or mercedes. Ya dont have to put a number plate on the front, I think they are exempt and anyway it looks cool.
PG TIPS
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I share my 77th birthday with Sir Alex Ferguson. I’d love a mention in my fave paper. Dusty Miller, Haverhill
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I don’t know whats the matter with people now days. On my way into the pub i stood in some dogs s**t. 2 mins later another bloke walked in moaning cuz he did the same. When i told him i did that he punched me right on the nose.
Daz. Charing.
Steve Rimell, Rowley Regis