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SO just how moved are you by the boats of migrants crossing the Channel?
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ITV’s show and This Morning. Let me know what you think on Twitter @DawnNeesom. we’re actually in a great shape is it? Personally was thinking of nipping down to Kent, borrowing one of their boats and getting the hell out of Dodge. Did you want to rush down there
Because while France, Spain, with a flask of tea, some blankets
Germany and Holland have their faults and an invitation to stay in your they don’t have the twin numpties of spare room? Tezza and Jezza. The political double Nope, me neither. act from hell. Because mostly all they actually But back to the point. This looked like they needed isn’t about vulnerable refugees, was a new adaptor for it’s about illegally entering their Samsung smartphones a country that is full and a trip to Selfridges to and on its knees. stock up on their none-tooshabby And while the likes of Ms designer gear. Abbott are wringing their
Oh and possibly Diane hands and virtue signalling Abbott’s home address. Because for all their worth (which the deluded boot has isn’t much) most of us are excelled herself on this one. just confused about why the
I knew maths wasn’t her hell we don’t just put them strongest subject but on the first ferry back from obviously she’s not too hot whence they came. on geography either. Instead we give them medical
“We have a duty to those at care and process their risk in British waters and to “asylum” claims. Just hope vulnerable refugees, many no taxpayers in Kent had to of whom are fleeing war, wait too long in A&E or for poverty and persecution,” an ambulance this Christmas she pompously lectured from because staff were too the depths of her own navel. busy attending newly arrived
You what love? They’re illegal immigrants… coming from France. The Equally this farce costs the sixth wealthiest nation in RNLI £1,500 for every lifeboat the world. No-one has to they send out to rescue “flee” France. Well, not migrant boats. And of course unless they’re desperately the RNLI staff are all volunteers searching for soap. ALL AT SEA: who risk their lives to
I totally support offering Javid & Abbott do so too. sanctuary to those escaping Look, no-one wants to see the world’s hell holes, especially vulnerable anyone drowning in the Channel but by women, children and elderly. treating these groups of fit blokes like
But these are all strapping young genuine refugees we’re only encouraging men who have paid thousands to smugglers more of them to come. and travelled across several perfectly We’ve already had 220 since November safe, first world European and 100 last week alone. countries to get to our little rock in The answer has to be for more the north Atlantic. Border Force boats to be deployed Now why would they do that? Not like between the UK and France, the migrants hauled off their dangerous dinghies and taken straight back to Calais. Not escorted, cuppa in hand, to Dover.
Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson has offered military assistance to Home Secretary Sajid Javid which, naturally, was turned down. Why?
Javid himself has declared this a “major incident” and insisted he had “taken control”. Yeah right, with the ONE Border Force cutter we currently have protecting our coastline and two more on the way. Way to go, Jav.
“The reasons behind the increased crossings are complicated and in many cases outside our control,” the man who wants to be our next PM offered.
No, they are not beyond our control. Grow a pair and sort it out. Righto, rant over. Happy new year everyone. May 2019 be full of good health, good fortune and cuddly kitten happiness.
Not holding my breath though. And I hate kittens.
Bring. It. On! xx March, which is coincidentally when a bucketload of Brexit s***e is dumped all over us.
So maybe something in it after all.
LOOK, read all you want about how to achieve your dream body in the new year. There’s thousands of books, articles and ’sleb videos peddling acres of the stuff.
Or you could just eat less and move more.
Thank me later.