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If you do drugs but want to gt off, jst learn to spel propurlie. Worked for those two jokers who got off lightly.

FATBOY COV

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What an absolute disgrace our justice system is? Two scumbags who should have been sent down get off with a slap on the wrist becoz judge is impressed with their standard of english in texts. Jesus wept. What next? Lets free all rapists and murderers from prison if they send their parole board officer a nice grammatica­lly accurate letter. Give up. What’s the point people. Tony, Manchester

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so judge gives 2 drug dealers a sentence no better than slap on wrist because they used good grammar. He shud quit the bench. justice not served.

angst

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The number of homeless ppl in my home town is heartbreak­ing. Why are our govt not stopping the wave of freeloader­s crossing the channel? bolton bird

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Why don’t the homeless break the law and go inside? they will be fed and watered, drugs galore, free phone and sky tv and a safe bed.

THE PLEB

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Maybe if the vikings had turned up in inflatable boats instead of longships we would have given them a warmer welcome. Duffy

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Migrants are treated & given much more preferenti­al treatment than people born here. everyone knows it but Govt & councils wont admit it. bilbo

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To nanny val: Ant McPartlin didn’t make a mistake when he chose to drink and drive. He made a choice that could have killed someone, so shut up!

ANNE P

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Immigratio­n, rail, fuel, food prices all rocket and not a protest in sight. Would not have happened in the Sixties.

OAP

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The taxpayers alliance are silent when fat cats earn in 3 days what normal workers get in a year. WURZEL

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We need a party for the people. i’m fed up. the filthy rich are stealing our wealth and getting away with it. Kick Out the 1%. THE PLEB

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Homelessne­ss, poverty, spiralling food costs. So what do we all get riled about. Coronation Street and reality TV shows. Those in power have got us exactly where they want us. Talking rubbish about nothing while the country goes to the dogs and they get richer on the back of it while everyone else sinks like a stone. Stand up for ourselves people. No-one else will. Len

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People should stop reading or watching tory fake news about migrants, drones etc. All this propaganda is to deflect from failed austerity and brexit.

Stevie, m/well

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Time to shake off the shackles of Juncker and Brussels Mrs May, No Deal. For God’s sake have faith in yourself. JL °

mrs may: do you look in the mirror when you put your clothes on or is it stevie wonder dressing you? big imp

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Stephen Barclay says “People didn’t vote for disruption & uncertaint­y of No Deal” We didn’t vote to be tied to EU indefinite­ly either. BONEHEAD

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So now they are going to bring in a pudding tax because of obesity. F *** off. TUMBLEWEED

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Area where I live diesel is 12p a litre dearer than petrol at some outlets. Absolute rip off. SCOUSE

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we used to earn so much money as on-board train crew in the Eighties and Nineties we used to buy british transport police drinks in the m/c piccadilly railway club! PAUL

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So China has landed a probe on the far side of the moon. I personally preferred it when Pink Floyd landed on the dark side of the moon in the 70s. LEO, LEEDS

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Hang on me old China. Your not the first to do the Dark Side Of The Moon, it was Pink Floyd back in 70s. Steve

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I don’t think fly-tipping Friday will catch on. I tried to give a quid to a bluebottle but it seemed more interested in using a turd as a bouncy castle. Duffy

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Can you believe that some people have their Christmas decoration­s up already? It’s January man!

PUBLUNCH

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It’s no good trying to play snooker in prison. All the balls will have been pocketed before the game starts. AL

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Man goes to the doctors and says to him. If I touch my leg it hurts, if I touch my head it hurts, I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my foot it hurts, what do you think is wrong doctor? Doctor replies, you’ve got a broken finger. COCO, WIGTON, CUMBRIA

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The wife has been missing for over a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst, so i have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

tony worksop

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going to Greggs are a vegan introduce to a sausage alternativ­e going to be roll. Is this snowflaky made with of pastry instead flaky pastry? Dave Pinfold, Stockport

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