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Well done Andy and best of luck

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if, as Andy Murray says, the Australian Open could be the last time he competes profession­ally, then I for one am extremely sad. He has been a credit to his beloved Scotland, to Great Britain and to his sport in general. I wish him and his family well for a wonderful future. Thanks for the memories. gts

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the country is teetering on civil unrest for 1st time since industrial revolution thanks to dithering MPs not having faith in their own country to go for no deal brexit, a bunch of pansies posing as recruits in TV documentar­y has discredite­d the bravery of the Parachute Regiment and Army in general and andy murray supercedes the lot as headline news cos dodgy hip playing up! No wonder world larfing at us. Lily the pink

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thank gooodness poundland won’t remove their boobs and bum sweets – that’s the way to answer snowflakes ignore them, let’s have fun again. nanny val

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Well done to Poundland. Their stance against snowflakes that are crying over the squeezeabl­e bums and boob marshmallo­ws is a smack in the gob of easily offended brigade. PAT THE CAT

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Sexist Monopoly? If someone is worried about a make believe image on a box I’m more concerned about the person than the box. My concern is the alarming rise of murders this year. Not a Monopoly box cover. Southern Cazza

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Well done to The Rock for his comments about snowflakes. Political Correctnes­s is destroying our freedom of speech and eating away at many British traditions. Dave Pinfold, Stockport

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I don’t get this snowflake thing. Our Postman wished me good morning. I was horrified. It was 10 past 12 and my morning hadn’t been very good. I’m not after counsellin­g just compensati­on.

andy york

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Diddums MPs upset at name calling at them, get a life police officers face that every day from scum, and still have to do the job for less than MPs get.

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MPs move to hartlepool nine cops on night shift for a population of 90,000.

monkey hanger

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If Meghan Markle is a passionate animal lover why on earth has she joined a family that absolutely loves killing animals. Gs

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harry and meghan’s baby – to save any aggro between the royals and the markles, perhaps the infant should be named “yankee doodle dandy” – both camps covered then! REG ISTRAR

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Foodbank gets raided in Oldham and donations come in from around the world. What a disgrace – 5th richest country in the world. Frankie

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At my PIP assessment I offered a letter from a learned Consultant declaring I was afflicted with an untreatabl­e, incurable mental disorder. The Govt. trained ATOS/IAS assassin, er, assessor deemed it ‘out of date’, and declared me cured – and a star rose in the East?

Confused.com

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the latest news over universal credit must be a godsend for the two megafamili­es (20 kids and still producing 18 and playing catchup) I’d luv to see a full n complete wkly income spreadshee­t of those two for example as a seventy yr old pensioner who worked all my life. I quite often sit back after a week struggling between heat and eat and shake my head in disbelief ! Where has all my Nat Ins gone? robtin

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Burning questions of the day: who transcribe­d the 500 page Brexit bumpf into Japanese, in order that Mr. Abe could pass such an informed opinion on OUR future? When did he find time to read it? When did he consult the rest of the world for their ‘informed’ opinion? Bromull

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surely there’ll be thousands less lorries using our UK roads every day with a no deal Brexit because it will cease to be a land bridge between mainland Europe and the Republic of Ireland.

Wagonwheel

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Jaguar blaming cuts on government­s handling of Brexit yet Rolls Royce announced record profits & are staying here. STOP BLAMING BREXIT. JL

Sick of hearing about BREXIT! They should put it to the public to vote in or out. Oh, hold on. PUBLUNCH

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To Stokeyjohn: It’s costing us £726,000 a day to keep migrants in this country. A lot of money innit. ANNE FIELD

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stop showing the chicken shop in eastenders – I’m craving KFC n its 2 late 2 go. stocky shell

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I haven’t had sex in such a long time, I’m beginning to feel married again!

FUNKY LEVEN

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my mate has lived a very sheltered life – he lives in a bus stop. tony the window cleaner

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Bloke said have you got 20p for a cup of tea I said here’s 40p get me one – s#d didn’t come back Scuba M/Bro

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doctor ?? ® plz show a pic of anna passey as she is gorgeous.
the doctor ® plz show a pic of anna passey as she is gorgeous.

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