Daily Star

Norton perfect for role as 007

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James Norton leaves Grancheste­r – new James Bond methinks. stocky shell

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Time for STV to call a halt on Jeremy Kyle: different day same old scumbags! funky

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Surely it’s Nick that’s had it away with Audrey’s money in Emmerdale? And don’t get me started on poor Gloria the pig getting slaughtere­d in Corrie.

LEO. LEEDS

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After seeing Mary drive Gail, Nick and Audrey to the funeral in the Preston Petals’ work van on a whim, I fully expect that with the insurance policy Tracey Barlow must have, to see Simon and/or Amy Barlow driving it next week. SOUP IN A BOX

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Corrie: What’s happening to Gails hair? She seems to be disappeari­ng under her ever increasing baknet. Mohammed Ismail From Ladybridge

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Is there a competitio­n between soaps to repeat the line ‘I’ll put the kettle on’? Give it a rest, please. Den, Perth

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Bradley and his son have a great relationsh­ip. linda in ossy

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so tom jones rekons he will never find love agin. Judging by his track record, he sure had a lot of fun trying! swamp duck

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I’m another one who can’t understand why Philip Schofield is stroking cute kittens and puppies on a car advert. Does he feel guilty for eating a guinea pig?

MARLENE NORTHANTS

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Kelly Brook’s aim to slim to size 10. Brillant news. Keep at it! Your a babe! joel

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Anyone out there remember The ARROWS 1974-1977 were my first wife’s favourite band – well she was only my girlfriend back then but life moves on!

funky

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so the deluded katie price wants another kid just to film it on TV cos she thinks “fans” will warm to her. god! I feel 4 the kids she already has by various men.

momma towel

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BOND HOLDER: James

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