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so 6 month jail sentences mite go and if they offend again. OMG! Make em much harder for gods sake! Then their 1st taste of jail will be their last. They’re too easy and cushy our jails. Redundant ex soldiers shud all be made prison guards immediatel­y. jimmy wigan

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So crims won’t get jail if it’s only six month sentence, well make them turn up for community service and give homeowners right to defend property, even if crims get hurt. Stockton jeff

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as criminals only face useless community service for burglary and the only cops most of us c r lifesize cardboard cutouts at entry to stores, can I display in my garden cardboard cutouts of a shotgun, knife, mallet and noosed rope as wud b deterrent to wud b burglars?

Lily the pink

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robtin: I am a 75 yr old pensioner and like you worked all my life till I was

68 and I also wonder where all my nat ins has gone?

Mary Moore Corby

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the govmnt shud b arrstd 4 manslghtr – thy wnt ppl 2 wrk lng aft thyr 65, dnt wnt 2 pay a pension, wnt u 2 wrk till u die. js

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don’t be confused.com. you’re part of the (sanitised) nazis kill the sick policy (take their money & take their homes). I’ve miraculous­ly been cured of two mental illnesses & a chronic physical health problem after being evicted from my housing associatio­n home of

16years! denise

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time to get rid of MPs – let the public vote on changes, the prime minister then carries through the majority, sell the house of commons that will save on the children’s playground. brian

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If the UK fails to back May’s unworkable Brexit deal, then the UK risks loosing the trust in democracy, we are being lead by a tin pot dictatotor, who does not believe in the will of her people, but the will of her ineptitude, Brexit has become the UKs Pandora’s box, it has never been about democracy, it has always been about money and who stands to loose the most money verses the common hardworkin­g person. Red fred

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What is the truth of a no deal: shud we withdraw our money from bank & change it in 2 euros, shud we cash in private pensions? £millions cud be wiped out on ur savings – let’s put this back 2 people now they no the danger. SUNDANCE

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Parliament traitors to the people. The Commons are like kids who fight each other for their own ego and not for the will of the people and they’re playing games with our future. If Labour gets in power, it means staying with the EU because they can’t handle free trade and we’d be under their marxist regime. Oh! What a British mess. Tru Brit

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I’m puzzled at all the folk who want a 2nd vote when they won’t deal right wi the lst. Mi mam sez, ‘deal wi what youve got on yer plate proper before asking for seconds’.

BoltonFaz

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If our useless MPs scupper Brexit I have my yellow jacket ready because I am a builder. I have never been on the wrong side of the law in my life, but I am prepared to let my feelings known over this. Mooseman

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there will be riots in this country that will make the French ones look like a fight in a school playground. CHARLTON GARRY

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yellow vest protests in france difficult to do in UK. Police/council coating country with cameras. Leics city completily 24h surveillan­ce george orwell nasty. phil leics

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BBC QuestionTi­me shud b called ‘RemainingT­ime!’ The most blatantly biased programme on the T.V.

BigYogi

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plan b is a masterclas­s of political fraud by the government brexit will not happen and remainers including our woeful prime minister have won. Sack the lot. Paul h Scunthorpe

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am wel in front ov Tera May, I hav Plan x, y an z alredy tat she can use.

ARFAGREEK

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So depressed can’t listen to news now. PM May what a shambles Susie

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Excellent Shanksie. I stayed in the same hotel. I asked the landlady if I could have beans on toast? She said they’ll have to be, there’s no plates here! Mind you there were as many mushrooms as you could eat! They were growing on the back of the s**t house door! Dave Penthouse-suite

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Shanksi: We all loved Les Dawson but his jokes just aren’t as funny in 2019.

JOKE POLICE

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my mate took a viagra tablet but it got stuck in his throat he had a stiff neck for 4 hours. tony worksop

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I’m pleased the clown convention has moved from Lowestoft to Birmingham. I drove last year but my car fell to bits before I arrived. G Cottle a My wife ordered me to pick Chinese for home and up. I was driving pair of eyes I noticed a the bag. I popping out take the meal decided to takeaway. The back to the worry owner “don’t peking mate, it’s only duck?

Damien Ashworth, Rochdale

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