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SOAP SLIP-UP: EastEnders star °

you have to laugh. the BBC trying to boost the ratings on eastenders by bringing back Lofty who was a boring drip 35 yrs ago. can’t see his character will have changed do you? The Salford rocket

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Why do soap producers bring back characters from the past and automatically think us viewers will be bothered? Do they expect us to go hip-hip hooray or summat? Who cares? Corrie is always doing it, now EastEnders are bringing Lofty. He was a rubbish character 30 years. Why should we care now? Bemused, Coventry

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Excuse me Carol txt maniacs Tues 19th: I believe it’s Lisa’s ex, that twit Ant, who has shoved his new bird in the papers almost daily! As for his sad excuses for a life he needs to get over it! Both couples deserve happiness. Ann

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people saying it’s boring on doi without Gemma Collins? It’s a skating show for god’s sake, not a soap opera. now to see the real show! Pauline brum

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the spending secrets of the royals on channel 5. wot a disgrace. it clearly shows that they are a burden to us taxpayers. wots given to them cud fund nhs, police, fire, ambulunces many times over. fed up ton

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who does Cheryl think she is. Every show she goes on she thinks it’s all about her. At least she ain’t singing. Pete Donny

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I wish I was sucking Nina Siemaszko’s toes in the Red Shoe Diaries. She’s toe-tally hot!

FOOTSY ANN

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A vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on my door. Before i spoke he tipped a bucket of dog poo all over my carpet and said “If this vacuum cleaner doesn’t remove every trace of it I’ll personally eat what’s left.” I replied: “I hope youre hungry because they cut off my electric this morning.” FUNKY LEVEN