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Dele Alli has dumped his girlfriend and is now chasing another conquest from Love Island, truly ground breaking news! These wanna be wags will go with anyone for 15mins of fame!! FUNKY LEVEN

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a question on the Chase asked who’s motto is To Benefit For All! NASA, FBI or CIA? Answer was Nasa? How does finding a new rock on the moon benefit us all? Worlds biggest waste of money! Save lives! M Quinn Hull

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Alaskan Bush People: Those barrels were empty you could hear the hollow sound when getting transfered from boat to skiff. Load of c**p. SCOUSE

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Eastenders: So they brought Dr Legg back to die. Great scriptwriting. NOT. Hazel Nutt

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Stop Press. Picture in D Star of Victoria Beckham almost smiling. Steady girl. C Mog

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hope british taxes are not spent paying for meg america hols. tax payer

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TO BRUMROX; Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Uriah Heep were my favourite bands too, unfortunately I never got to see Black Sabbath live. CHARLTON GARRY

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Tomorrow I am buying myself a new mirror. The one I have got makes me look fat and bald! Grant Hately

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I fell in to a machine at the upholsterers but I am now fully recoverd. tony worksop

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what do vegans in cannibal tribes eat, just the nuts.

big bri

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I refuse to go bungee jumping: I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I’m not leaving because of one.

FUNKY LEVEN

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thanks to all the people who helped me define the word ‘numerous’ – it means a lot.

BOLTON BIRD

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I tried to find Romance with a blind date who was a good ballroom dancer. But we got off on the wrong foot. Lydia tsar.