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Hope a D/STAR reader can help ex squaddie Jack Lamb find a deserved new life, where the army and a relative won’t. Yet another war hero living in squalid conditions. Somebody out there can surely help to give back Jack his dignity. Wish I could, but I am a disabled OAP. Good luck Jack. Ex sgt B. Waire

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Did judges on dancing on ice watch same dance as TV viewers? james jordon did not dance as well as Wes Nelson who took off and landed but got a lower score than jordon tear arsing around the ice no jumps. Must be because he’s getting old judges take pity. Stockton jeff

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Totally agree with Golden Oldie about Norris injecting some fun back into Corrie. The show is not real life and should not try and tackle real life issues. It’s a soap! KEN

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To OZZY LONDON; I met Ian Gillan in The Ship in Wardour Street, before he did a gig at the old Marquee. He bought me a pint and a dedication, what a nice man! CHARLTON GARRY

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I think the dstar shud do a ‘long lost friends’ page once a wk. I’ve a couple of lost friends I’d like to find again. e.g. Sinclair from mossside, manchester 1967/ 68. Mary Anderton from huddersfield 1972/74. Thank u. Christine wythenshawe

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Lawman: a female maths teacher once threw a “board rubber”at me and called me a woodenhead, I wonder if it’s the same one? Widow Vulture

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I once had the chorus of three blind mice played on my hand with the bevelled edge of a ruler after not paying attention. It taught me a lesson. BOB GRIMSBY

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I said to my german mate “why have you got a lump of meat in the boot of your car? He said “zat ist my spare veal”. tony worksop

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I nearly got hit by 1 of them electric cars 2day – managed 2 unplug it just in time! big dave osborne