FAME HUNGRY HOAXER CAGED
Camel got right hump
A WOMAN bit a camel’s testicles after the 43-stone animal sat on her in its enclosure at a Louisiana truck stop.
She had entered the pen to retrieve her dog after an attempt to get it back with treats failed. As she moved closer to her pooch, Casper the camel trapped her.
Iberville Parish Deputy Louis Hamilton Jr said: “She said, ‘I bit his balls to get him off of me, I bit his testicles to get him off of me.’”
Casper’s had the right hump ever since.
A TEEN has been charged with assaulting her grandparents after threatening them with a knife when she was told she couldn’t have any more tomatoes. Katie Gates, 19, left, grabbed a knife and screamed at them: “Motherf ***** , I’ll stab you in your f***ing face.”
It didn’t take long for Florida police to ketchup with Gates who now faces prison.
A TRANSGENDER man has been told he can sue a Catholic hospital that cancelled his hysterectomy two days before surgery.
Evan Minton sued California’s Mercy San Juan Medical Center in 2017 after telling nurses he was now living as a male.
In their defence, the hospital said hysterectomies are only performed at their facilities when they have been deemed “medically necessary,” and not for purposes of sterilisation.
THE US Army is enlisting new recruits – dead bodies.
Military chiefs are asking for anyone who can lend a hand – or foot – to help the Army Medical Department Centre and School in Texas.
The body parts are needed to combat medics. train
YOUNG Lucas Goodwin, below, had his desk moved into a bathroom after his mother Danielle told teachers he needed a quiet place to study because he is autistic.
“My son was humiliated, embarrassed, and disgusted at this inhumane suggestion that he work in a bathroom,” said his shocked mum.
We can only hope the teachers responsible at Washington’s Whatcom
Middle School are told to clear their desks over the 11-year-old’s treatment. The possibility of Donald Trump being impeached was the talk of my local this week.
Everyone gave their 10 cents worth before my barman Richard piped up: “Republicans won’t impeach Trump. They insist on carrying a baby to full term.” Quite apt. ★
STARS and their pets came out in force to celebrate Britain’s most amazing animals last night. Celebrities including Love Island’s Molly Mae Hague and Tommy Fury, pictured, Martin Kemp, EastEnders’ Jake Wood and Britain’s Got Talent’s Ashleigh and Sully hit the red carpet at the Mirror Animal Hero Awards 2019, held in partnership with People’s Postcode Lottery and Webbox.
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The awards bash at London’s Grosvenor House honours the amazing and heroic feats of animals.