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Eamonn needs to old on a minute

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❑ Blimey! How many old Abba fans like myself couldn’t believe idiot Eamonn Holmes telling Abba legend Bjorn that he looked 112! My god, live on TV. Eamonn mate, you look like Toad of Toad Hall. OZZY, LONDON

❑ This Hunted or Celebrity Hunted show? The Hunters must be dimwits cos you see in long shots the “wanted” running along the streets with a cameraman & soundman running with them so surely they’d stick out a mile in a crowd, right? Nick Mcguiness

❑ Having watced a few TV shows and ads, I have completed my Christmas list. 1. I want a bulldog cos it looks like Churchill. 2. A collie cos it looks like Lassie 3. A greyhound like Santa’s little helper. And 4. An elephant cos it looks like Dumbo. My God! What bull***t some so called experts come out with. Big Al, Belfast

❑ RE: The World Athletics Championsh­ips: don’t like them keep going back and keep talking about what events are going on. We actually want to watch them. We taped the athletics for eight hours and actually saw three hours of athletics. not good enough. penny

❑ People starting to slag off the Rolling Stones!? Yep it’s true! The cure is simple – get urself to one of their concerts, it’s pure “satisfacti­on” the evidence is on stage! Those guys are the ultimate pros and a fitting tribute I think to them would be to headline Glastonbur­y nxt yr to celebrate not only glasto’s fiftieth but their selfless attitude when it comes to pleasing their fans – long may they rule! robtin

❑ If I had shares in Pizza Express, I would TOP myself. Steve Rhyl

 ??  ?? BJORN JIBE: Holmes
BJORN JIBE: Holmes

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