JOKE OF THE DAY
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Mr an invite to funeral. Motivator’s luck they Knowing my out of would run and I ghoul-ash up with would end meatballs. Nastycol Scum doctors who want to charge patients £25 to see them should be struck off the NHS, the b ***** ds don’t have no humanity, and don’t belong in a caring profession, the evil scum are only in it for the money.
Harry
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Is SNP mad wanting independence? Does Sturgeon not realise if it happens border control will be brought in at all crossings and a duty on goods going in. Along with increase in taxes for health and prescriptions on scots. Stockton jeff
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SNP want to decriminalise illegal drugs with freebies in shooting galleries. Social inclusion of other addictions wil see us clamouring for free fags, booze, burgers and buns, pornography galleries and brothels.
Lola thinks I’m already no.1, so why try harder? Wayne Walton Just flew into Gatwick, no police, security a joke! Are they all looking after climate protesters in London? B’ton Boy
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A man arrested for cutting brambles? So much for getting off your backside and doing things if that’s the reward. mr coffee
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Good to see that John Tinniswood reaches 107 years old and puts it down to traditional fish and chips. A nice story after reading that traditional British meals such as shepherd’s pie are falling out of favour. Whilst it’s a good thing to try meals from other Countries, it’s important not to forget British meals, so that traditional dishes such as bangers and mash, liver and onions, etc don’t get left behind. Dave Pinfold, Stockport
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I don’t think Sala pilot David Ibbotson died at the plane crash. Bailed out? Parachute? Big insurance scam? Jesus bless Emiliano. J. Morris. West Wales
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Scotland: They are rubbish at sport & cant even win their own porridge making contest! clive sweeney, basildon
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I get paranoid so asked a librarian where the books on the subject were? She replied: “They’re right behind you!” Dave Epilogue
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We were that poor when I was growing up that if I hadn’t been born a boy I wouldn’t have had anything to play with. LEO, LEEDS