JOKE OF THE DAY

London

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in answer to someones comment i read, they said quote – with holly an schofieds ridiculous pay increase wen the nhs are in need how do this pair sleep at night? i can tell u. very bloody soundly.

swamp duck

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Eating food on buses. It’s disgust-ing. People chomping away behind you. Some start talking and spray bits everywhere. Even on you. I don’t have a problem with people taking food home. I simply don’t wish to share it with them. Southern Cazza, Hull

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stopping food being eaten on a bus: it’s because people eat then throw their rubbish on the floor of the bus, not nice. penny

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Government on about obesity yet there’s about 15 cookery programmes a day. pete the blade

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So our fruit and veg is lying unpicked in the fields? No foreign pickers? Get benefits claimants on farms. No picking, no money! Lizzy

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can someone explain why older cars don’t need MOTs? These r the ones liable 2kill! Beryl

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Sosdoc: if Anne Sacoolas returns to Britain again she can claim diplomatic immunity, however in America it is null and void, not considered at risk of harm or injury or kidnap – 1961 Diplomatic Immunity act. Lawman

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My parrot died today. I’m sad, but he was really obese and had suffered a long time, so if I’m honest it’s a huge weight off my shoulders.

Captain Jack I’ve started my buying all online – I sausages

Text can send any link if Maniacs a they want.

What an absolute star. Tyrone Mings making his international debut and having to put up with racist abuse from Bulgarian pond life. Hearing you speak after the game shows what a fine young man you are. You are a credit to your family. Willo

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Although I can understand some football players wanting to walk off after racist chanting, but they must stay strong, walking off is what the racists want. CHARLTON GARRY

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Good riddance paedophile richard huckle. Dead in his cell. 22 Life sentences. Rot in hell scum. Bunny

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Prison staff have been ordered to knock on young offenders’

our little Bobby is dejected because I put a wet t-shirt on him to cool him down. terry torode