MPs: BAN BAD BOY KEITH VAZ
Ruling in sex & drug probe Jesus to the rescue
DISGRACED MP Keith Vaz faces the longest Commons ban ever after being caught paying for sex and offering to buy cocaine.
He showed “disregard for the law” by “expressing willingness” to buy the drug for a party with two sex workers, a probe ruled.
The scandal broke in 2016 when he was chairman of the Home Affairs committee.
The Labour grandee could get a six-month suspension.
MPs ruled it was a “very serious breach” of their code of conduct. A Standards Committee report said his claim of amnesia over the incident was “ludicrous”.
If the recommended ban is agreed by MPs, Mr Vaz could also be booted out of office in a by-election.
In a statement his office said: “Keith Vaz has been treated for a serious mental health condition for the last three years.
“He has shared all the medical reports in confidence with the committee.
“He has nothing further to say on this matter.” GOD ensured the sun shone on Tyler Moon when he collapsed during the recent Medtronic TC 10-mile run in Minneapolis.
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