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Tell offended cops to stay in safe place

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Any chance of a pic of erika eleniak please. henna ❑

The Police are right, there is no place for swearing in a civilised society, hope the cops build loads of safe spaces on our crime riddled streets, for the next generation of Police. That way the Police can stay safe and have a nice cuppa, whilst the crims can get on with their drug dealing and stabbings and if a crim does come across a cop, the crim can always tell the cop to f*** off back to his safe space. Red fred

Trainee police officers being allowed to go to a safe place if they are offended by swearing in training films! I hope if a police officer tries to arrest me it’s one of them because I will simply tell them to f*** off knowing they probably will. LEO, LEEDS DS

an 18 yr old high on n drugs and driving a car kills two people nd d gets £105 fine plus com- munity service? Then the ‘shard’ climber gets six mnths? And they say our justice system is the best in the world, bull***t! robtin

Trump is surely contradict­ing himself saying ‘he died like a dog!’ when it was US army my dogs who chased and cornered rnered the target then bore the brunt of the explosion – these military trained dogs are heroes!! robtin

Trump threatens to drop captured Jihadi s**t at UK border? He can only make sure the transport they are brought on is passing uk at 1,500ft, then it’s bye with no parachute. REBEL

Well done boris. you sed u wud get Baghdadi done by 31st oct he wud be a dead son of a bitch or words 2 that effect. (Must get my hearing aid fixed).

SUNDANCE

Lola looking for her mum.

Lisa Taylor ❑

Boris Johnson is hoping to call a General Election for 12 December (a Thursday, traditiona­lly the day that UK elections are held). However, the Liberal Non-Democrats and the SNP say that this election should be earlier in the same week on 9 December (Monday). Just what are they hoping to achieve by pulling a stunt like this?

Dave Pinfold, Stockport

Please Mr Farage, come back and give us hope for the future, you’re the only man who speaks for the man/ woman in the street. Dusty Haverhill

Why are so many happy to accept a binary brexit vote, make themselves poorer, lose their jobs, their human rights to the Tories and for what? WURZEL

L Looks like with Jo Johnson’s deal we coul could be tied to EU for anoth other 3 years. Got to go w with Farage and a Clean B Break. ANNE FIELD

I see the labour party are finally d debating real issues (g (giraffes, gay or not?) On One thing I do know is that they have a neck for owt, la labour that is. AL

Won Won’t be long now before we have h all this Halloween trick or treat nonsense knocking at the door. Another Yank gimmick that’s migrated its way over here and, before anyone mentions it, I know All Hallows’ Eve originated in Britain and Ireland.

FLOYD

I cannot believe that the cold case for Claudia Lawrence has only spent £40,000 on it when the McCanns have had millions. Stockton jeff

Ex Reb Crew: Did u seriously think someone could just flick a switch and turn global warming off? It is being dealt with by people who are doing a lot more to solve it than bringing the country to a halt and wasting money.

Captain sensible, Manchester

To gull-proof a wheelie bin just put a bungee cord over the lid, problem solved with little expense. mr coffee

Annoying when I buy M&S custard cream biscuits cos they are always smashed up when I open the packet. Where is quality control? Wise Ged

Why do they put sell by date on croutons, it’s stale bread. Pete the Blade

Julie Andrews is opening a new bakery with her husband. It’s called Dough, ray and me. harry hill

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